being a gas wholesaler/pundit, talking intellectual sounding nonsense about any given scientific discipline
boy : Is barium chloride edible?
mother: how dare you Victor? What? talking such nonsense when you've been educated in one of the best private schools in the country? Please do us all a favor, stop hitting the sauce, all right?
Victor: my graduation is lol, a month away; i would like to, after said graduation, to imitate Fred and George Weasley of the Harry Potter books, but instead of opening a joke shop, i'd like to publish a book on how Robespierre and his Committee of Public Safety can be compared to Stalin and the Soviet NKVD/KGB
mother: (even louder): are you an uptard, how many times do i have to tell you to stop hitting the sauce?
mother: how dare you Victor? What? talking such nonsense when you've been educated in one of the best private schools in the country? Please do us all a favor, stop hitting the sauce, all right?
Victor: my graduation is lol, a month away; i would like to, after said graduation, to imitate Fred and George Weasley of the Harry Potter books, but instead of opening a joke shop, i'd like to publish a book on how Robespierre and his Committee of Public Safety can be compared to Stalin and the Soviet NKVD/KGB
mother: (even louder): are you an uptard, how many times do i have to tell you to stop hitting the sauce?
by Sexydimma January 02, 2013

a) something that cannot- and frankly should not-be understood without a PhD in nuclear physics.
b) oxygen for Henry Kissinger
c) a new, as yet undiscovered. element in the periodic table of the elements, named US (subscript FP)
b) oxygen for Henry Kissinger
c) a new, as yet undiscovered. element in the periodic table of the elements, named US (subscript FP)
a child's note to President Obama and his goombah Hilary Clinton : this is not rocket science; since none of you have a PhD in nuclear physics, you shouldn't dabble in US Foreign Policy, definition a).
his mother, reading the note, says: Steven, are you okay? i think you need a psyche eval, pronto.
his mother, reading the note, says: Steven, are you okay? i think you need a psyche eval, pronto.
by Sexydimma September 30, 2015

Space-age would be a great adjective to describe modern idotagers in north America and their notions of nationalism and patriotism
by Sexydimma November 21, 2017

by Sexydimma April 07, 2015

mom: go do your homework
son: go away. im off to a friend's house
mom: in which case, i refuse to help you to save your sinking titanic
son: go away. im off to a friend's house
mom: in which case, i refuse to help you to save your sinking titanic
by Sexydimma February 07, 2020

African american, especially in the former southern states, pronunciation and spelling of something.
as a pronunciation and as a spelled word, imho somethin' is so much sexier than just somethin no apostrophe.
by Sexydimma August 18, 2018

an offensive term for a US county sheriff.
This definition stems from the fact that a US county sheriff can, if you do do something stupid in his presence, such as resisting your arrest, book you a ticket to the slammer or big house.
This definition stems from the fact that a US county sheriff can, if you do do something stupid in his presence, such as resisting your arrest, book you a ticket to the slammer or big house.
boy a): yay. just heard flying agaric is a pleasant experience. Let's try it.
boy b) why in the devil's horn are you so proud of yourself? I bet it would be a laughing matter, if a booker pulled you over and booked you in the slammer for the night, wouldn't it?
boy b) why in the devil's horn are you so proud of yourself? I bet it would be a laughing matter, if a booker pulled you over and booked you in the slammer for the night, wouldn't it?
by Sexydimma June 01, 2012
