Sexydimma 's definitions

ironing board

a) lethal injection gurney at the death house of the local prison

b) the operating table of the O.R. of the local hospital.

Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, for his his crimes at the Boston Marathon of 2013, deserves to be either Mussolini-strung or to die-without his Miranda Rights being read to him- on the ironing board at Fort Leavensworth, Kansas, where they send all people in The United States who are convicted, and sentenced to death for, a capital Federal crime.

by Sexydimma September 13, 2013

kardama

a) (Sanskrit): adj-covered in mud, mire, dirt. Dirty or filthy.

b) ( khardammah in Arabic): adj- something so filthy and dirty it becomes haram in terms of human consumption

The modern media, as well as its hypocrisy, is so kardama, both definitions a and b.

by Sexydimma April 9, 2021

sextesies

sexual fanatsies

if you do not want to be Ted Bundy or Charles Manson you can live out your sextesies in a controlled environment by reading Fifty Shades of Grey

by Sexydimma February 22, 2017

Lates

(Not to be confused with the plural of latte)

Later than usual or later than expected

I'm sorry I'm sending you this email so lates.

by Sexydimma March 28, 2021

sperm dog

An incompetent Don Juan

If you are a sperm dog and know it, you may need multiple fwb's, either simultaneously or not, rather than a wife and mistress, to practice your skills

by Sexydimma November 11, 2017

destitute seamstress

a female hilly-billy

even if Rosa Parks was indeed destitute and a seamstress by trade, she certainly wasn't a destitute seamstress, achieving, quite a lot in terms of human rights

by Sexydimma September 21, 2014

cajones

balls in Spanish

for couch-potatoes it's a problem of willpower to get their cajones of the couch and se ponerse a trabajar como gente normal

by Sexydimma May 10, 2013