to do anything and everything humanely possible to make someone with whom you interact on a daily basis stop swearing.
mother : Daniel, I literally need to wash your mouth with lemon juice, now; you have a vocabulary problem

son : why should I stop swearing? Make me.
by Sexydimma November 01, 2014
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a) the most pragmatic, rational (IMHO) response to the rhetorical questions "why do old habits die hard" and "why people resist change"

b) a nicer way of telling someone "no matter how hard you try to change someone, they will always retain part of their individuality."
a teenage boy comes crying to his father : " why won't my girlfriend Meedith follow me to Mechanical Engineering; all she wants to do is go study Psychology. Is there anything I can do?

father: no. She doesn't deserve that you commit a St Valentines Day Massacre on her, and you can't do a rat's ass about it; the cherry-phrase we, humans, are creatures of habit applies to her too. not matter how much you have in common, she is still her own individual person.
by Sexydimma September 18, 2014
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You can't force a person to do what they don't want to do.
You can't take a horse to water is a useful phrase to learn when making friends.
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united states begotten

United States Begotten

(abbreviated USB) : a very offensive term for any child born in the United States to alien (i.e illegal immigrant in the US) parents.
one of the possible ways of improving immigration laws in The United States is to deny automatic birthright citizenship to any and all united states begotten. Of course there are other methods, but they don't seem to be working; I am sure Maricopa County, Arizona sheriff Joe Arapaio would agree with me.
by Sexydimma January 23, 2017
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koalafications

(Named after the cute and cuddly koala bear): to you as a male, qualities that make a girl datable and/or bedroom material
Boy: Helen you meet my koalafications atm.Let's grab a drink

Helen: what does koalafications mean?

Boy: it means, lol, lets grab a drink and see if we'll date?

Helen:okay
by Sexydimma February 27, 2017
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L.E.M

(Liberal education moron): a non stem, non history, social science professor.
A mean a l.e.m can still be a great person, but social science IMHO has become way too liberal and politically oriented
by Sexydimma April 18, 2021
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fish bones

A coolidiculous, positively sarcastic term for skeletally-thin/underweight people
If you are a fish bones, you should eat more and go to the gym. But don't overdo it
by Sexydimma March 26, 2017
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