Sexydimma 's definitions

crocodile arms

(since crocodiles have short arms): the short end of the stick, i.e the worst possible deal, (among those acceptable to you) that is being offered.

if you are being offered multiple deals all of which are morally, socially or culturally unacceptable to you, its better to walk away from them all, and instead, get a crocodile arms type of deal. as the saying goes you can't have your cake and eat it too, but at least you get something

by Sexydimma September 22, 2016

Election season depression

Seasonal depression 😪 that occurs between election day and inauguration day among party loyalists in the United States, especially when your candidate loses

Election season depression is started in 2016 and has reached epic proportions in 2024.

by Sexydimma November 7, 2024

Incompetently stupid

Something so stupid that you've done it becomes beytarded

What have you done recently that's incompetently stupid?

by Sexydimma October 15, 2024

fact .vs. fiction

(A specific type dichotomy that the modern American media has trouble understanding): when an intelligent person becomes so corrupt, that by genetic consequence their bone marrow becomes corrupt, and as a result they can no longer tell the difference between lies and truth, even in their own speech

asking Hilary Clinton to explain the fact .vs. fiction dichotomy is like asking a goldfish why said goldfish breathes with gills underwater.

by Sexydimma September 30, 2017

blowing cheddar

illegally making money

if you are going to start blowing cheddar be prepared to sing like a bird

by Sexydimma January 23, 2015

Incompetently stupid

Something so beyond stupid that you do, and you don't even understand you've made a complete fool of yourself.

Hang on. I forgot to tell you there's another step beyond incompetently stupid. It's called beytarded.

by Sexydimma October 14, 2024

punch-drunk love

(can be silly, humorous, sarcastic or offensive, depending on the context and/or the situation):

an actual intimate encounter (or thinking about having an intimate encounter with a given person) after just one date

the question is whether or not a situation of punch-drunk love can lead to a nsa/fwb or an fbltr

by Sexydimma November 1, 2013