flying agaric

committing crimes while tripping on drugs

flying agaric- and/or the subsequent mental health consequences of the drug- do not constitute either a mental challenge or an NGRI defence

by Sexydimma January 19, 2018

kiss me baby one more time

a) the name of an old song by Britney Spears
b) new and improved phrase: please be kind enough to give me a second chance, since i know i screwed up

boy: baby, please. kiss me baby one more time; i know i screwed up and am willing to improve
girl: hell no! you don't know how to kiss or hug a girl.

by Sexydimma January 18, 2015

IRS

Degenerate bureaucrats telling me to consider stolen property as taxable income.

What gall. IRS agents steal my money in the form of taxes then says I must pay taxes on stolen property? Like WTF?

by Sexydimma December 30, 2021

to paper clip

(verb): literally, to clip your papers together with a paper clip

instead of trying to paper clip your high school project try putting them in a duo tang comme du monde.

by Sexydimma January 10, 2017

Invagration

(Invasion and immigration): when you have a broken, unsustainable immigration system that literally devolves into a mass of humanity invading your country.

Stop this invagration right now. Fire Alejandro Majorkas. Replace him with Viktor Orban.

by Sexydimma September 23, 2023

Fauci personality cult

What some Fauci groupies believe Anthony Fauci should or can have.

Wtf? Fauci personality cult? I thought a personality cult was reserved for people like Stalin or Napoleon Bonaparte

by Sexydimma January 05, 2022

Technology detox

When an individual suddenly (for reasons other than death, a court order or becoming the Little Prince) decides 🤔to completely eliminate their social media footprint.

When you suddenly and for long periods of time ( ie more than 8 hours when you're not sleeping) decide to stop updating your social media feed, you've gone to technology detox.

by Sexydimma October 29, 2023