Sexydimma 's definitions
as defined by the reality TV show Forensic Mysteries on HLN, this a synonym phrase for "not the brightest person around"
boy 1) yo come to my backyard, i want to start a party by going out to weed
boy 2) are you an uptard, your dad, or mom will notice.
boy 1) nope my mom is not even home from work and my dad is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier, he will think we are trying to burn Cheetos on the barbecue or something.
boy 2) are you an uptard, your dad, or mom will notice.
boy 1) nope my mom is not even home from work and my dad is not the brightest lightbulb in the chandelier, he will think we are trying to burn Cheetos on the barbecue or something.
by Sexydimma March 16, 2013
Get the not the brightest lightbulb in the chandeliermug. mother: son what the beep are you doing, putting scissors in the kitchen plug? is this f-sag?
James : lol it's to impress my physics teacher in elementary school, to show that I know what electricity is.
James : lol it's to impress my physics teacher in elementary school, to show that I know what electricity is.
by Sexydimma November 5, 2012
Get the f-sagmug. A person in North America, who is past 18 years of age and who is still virgin for non religious reasons.
Among modern North American teenagers obsessed with swag and yolo, it is not flash to be a social retard, unless you want to lol star in the remake of the movie the 40 Year Old Virgin.
by Sexydimma March 7, 2014
Get the social retardmug. (тормоз по русски, if anyone reads Russian here):
a person who is neither retarded nor mentally challenged nor eccentric, but in their normal state (i.e without being UTI) is still slow on the uptake.
a person who is neither retarded nor mentally challenged nor eccentric, but in their normal state (i.e without being UTI) is still slow on the uptake.
boy: Melissa, when is your birthday again?
girl: my name is not Melissa, it's Melanie, and are you lol an uptard? I know you are normal because you get amazing grades in chemistry and physics. my birthday, for the last time, is March 15, but you always give me flowers on March 9.
boy: I am not an uptard. Due to family tradition, i can't possibly give a girl flowers on The Ides of March, even if it's her birthday.
Melanie: are you telling me your limo is triple parked?
boy: no.
girl: my name is not Melissa, it's Melanie, and are you lol an uptard? I know you are normal because you get amazing grades in chemistry and physics. my birthday, for the last time, is March 15, but you always give me flowers on March 9.
boy: I am not an uptard. Due to family tradition, i can't possibly give a girl flowers on The Ides of March, even if it's her birthday.
Melanie: are you telling me your limo is triple parked?
boy: no.
by Sexydimma February 16, 2013
Get the uptardmug. boy: i think i want to marry you
girl: no you don't go away. before getting married, you should get a girlfriend first, not the other way around
girl: no you don't go away. before getting married, you should get a girlfriend first, not the other way around
by Sexydimma March 5, 2015
Get the I think I want to marry youmug. a) a type of tea
b) (semi offensive): an asian person who behave like a white person with anger management issues when said asian person is in the possesion of a gun
b) (semi offensive): an asian person who behave like a white person with anger management issues when said asian person is in the possesion of a gun
when youre an asian person with anger management issues but no weapon, you are not a banana flambee definition b), sorry.
by Sexydimma November 24, 2016
Get the banana flambeemug. by Sexydimma December 2, 2019
Get the rant and ravemug.