oralbator

To masterbate orally, that is, to suck yourself off.

Less than 1% of the population are oralbators.

by Sex Ed December 10, 2006

homesexual

Someone who will only have sex in their own home.

So, how was the vacation in Hawaii?

It was pretty awesome, except for the fact that my wife is a homesexual.

Ooooookkkaaayyy...

by Sex Ed January 19, 2007

slavebater

A masterbater pleasures themself, but a "slavebater" is a girl or prostitute known for giving handjobs.

Sindy is a real cheap ho, but she's really just a slavebater.

by Sex Ed November 22, 2006

H2

1. The #2 Hummer. NOT made by AMGeneral of Humvee & H1 fame, but made by GM under license from AMGeneral. A cooler looking and MORE OFF-ROAD CAPABLE version of the Suburban.
2. A HUMMER blowjob that ALMOST makes you come, but leads to an AWESOME fuck instead!

My wife gave me an H2 in our H2.

by Sex Ed January 1, 2007

Hoover's Revenge

When your cock gets stuck in the vacuum hose.

"I need a girlfriend REALLY bad dude!"

"Why say it like that Bro?"

"I had a real bad case of Hoover's revenge last night."

by Sex ED July 28, 2006

mohosexual

Someone who wants to have sex with as many hos as possible; the mo hos the better!

INTERVIEWER: Santa, is it true that you are a mohosexual?

SANTA: Ho, ho ho!

by Sex Ed January 19, 2007

Hummingbird

A chick (or "bird" as they say in UK) who loves to give humming blowjobs, flying around from feeder to feeder, sucking away!

Oh my God! Melissa is the BEST hummingbird I have ever met!

by Sex ED July 28, 2006