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gentle herpes

Genital Herpes that is being treated with medication.
WHORE: I heard you have Genital Herpes.

PROSTITUTE: I DID, but I went to the Doctor, so now I just have Gentle Herpes.
by Sex Ed December 30, 2006
mugGet the gentle herpesmug.

Oral Bee

A cute little bug (a fly girl) who goes from bud to bud suckin' up all the nectar she can get!
"What an Oral Bee! I think Melissa has sucked off every guy on this block!"
by Sex ED July 28, 2006
mugGet the Oral Beemug.

lipsnipslips

Lips-nips-lips. A description of the entire sex act from beginning to end. (Mouth) lips to nipples to (cunt) lips.
Sheri: Bobby, whacha wanna do?

Bobby: lipsnipslips bitch!
by Sex ED July 28, 2006
mugGet the lipsnipslipsmug.

Hummingbird

A chick (or "bird" as they say in UK) who loves to give humming blowjobs, flying around from feeder to feeder, sucking away!
Oh my God! Melissa is the BEST hummingbird I have ever met!
by Sex ED July 28, 2006
mugGet the Hummingbirdmug.

slavebater

A masterbater pleasures themself, but a "slavebater" is a girl or prostitute known for giving handjobs.
Sindy is a real cheap ho, but she's really just a slavebater.
by Sex Ed November 22, 2006
mugGet the slavebatermug.

H3

1. The #3 Hummer (the larger the #, the smaller the size). The H3 is NOT made by AMGeneral of Humvee & H1 fame, but, made by GM under license from AMGeneral (as is the medium sized H2).
2. A HUMMER blowjob that JUST gets you hard, but no where near cumming. You better start fucking ASAP!
After my wife found out about the H1 from the high priced hooker in Nevada, she divorced me. Yesterday I got an H3 from a male prostitute downtown, then I fucked his ass. The condom broke. Shit! I hope I don't get AIDS!
by Sex Ed January 1, 2007
mugGet the H3mug.

ML

"eM-eL" = M.L. = Monica Lewinsky = Blow Job = BJ.
JEFF: Sarah, come here and give me an ML.
by Sex Ed December 11, 2006
mugGet the MLmug.

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