kavanaugh

A verb meaning, "to do something that will get you interrogated" and then get drunk so you forget.

I watched Trump creepily from the incognito safety of a trash bag. When the cops began to ask "wtf are you doing" I kavanaughed and suddenly couldn't remember. (At least that's what I said.)

by Set Blue 23 October 03, 2018

spare time

this is your time to do whatever you want...

So you decided to visit Urban Dictionary.

I had a lot of spare time so I used it to laugh at Urban Dictionary definitions.

by Set Blue 23 November 14, 2017

the meaning of life

The world may never know.

I will go on a dangerous journey to pursue the answer to a really tough question. What...is... THE MEANING OF LIFE???

by Set Blue 23 October 10, 2017

Scholar

A word used for sarcastic remarks after someone says something stupid.

Scholar: I derped then dropped my phone into the Hudson.

Responded: Wow, you're a scholar.

by Set Blue 23 June 04, 2018