Definitions by Set Abominae

Matt Barlow 

Matt Barlow is the former Iced Earth lead vocalist. He has the best metal voice known to man, and is probably the main reason why the band kicked so much ass. He left after the events on 9/11 to peruse a career as a law enforcement officer. The fans of Iced Earth were extremely saddened by his departure, but support his decision to do whatever he wants with his life. Iced Earth currently has Tim "Ripper" Owens on vocals. Owens is not quite as good as Barlow was, but is still a solid vocalist.

Set "Did you know that the voice of Jesus sounds very similar to that of Matt Barlow's voice. The only difference is that Jesus's voice isn't as cool."

Matt Barlow by Set Abominae March 15, 2007

Kataklysm

Kataklysm, is a fucking awesome Death Metal band from Canada. Their recent albums have kicked more ass than Chuck Norris. Shadows and Dust, Serenity in Fire, and In the Arms of Devastation are awesome albums that any TRUE metal fan should take a look at.

Poser Metal fan "Dood! Liek, what's Kataklysm? Are they as brutal as Slipknot?"

Set "Slipknot couldn't hold a god damn candle to the greatness of this band. GTFO and go buy In the Arms of Devastation."

Kataklysm by Set Abominae March 15, 2007

Anime Music Video 

Anime Music Videos are one of the primary reasons that the internet is full of garbage. These peices of shit are churned out by the hundreds each hour onto the internet because all the Japanophiles and Wapanese retards have to much time on their hands. It's a commonly known fact that most AMV's use Linkin Park. It's not really known why all the anime freaks use this music, probably due to high levels of Emo in their songs. The anime music videos that don't use LP most likely use other Emo music, or worse, shitty J-pop.

Set "Posting an Anime Music Video on the internet is essentially the same thing as littering."

Anime Music Video by Set Abominae March 15, 2007

Advent Children

Advent Children is a movie based on the popular game Final Fantasy VII. Truth be told, this movie sucked, but good luck getting any Final Fantasy junkie to admit that. As we all know, Final Fantasy VII was a great(albeit overrated)game. Square knew this as well, and so, this movie was made. The story is a poor excuse to have the two most popular emo characeters from the Final Fantasy series get into a huge epic fight. But the story didn't matter to the fans, they just creamed their pants as soon as Cloud and Sephiroth pulled out their giant swords and started swinging.

Final Fantasy Fanboy "Hey Set! Wasn't Advent Children a great movie!?!"

Set "Sure it was. If by great you mean: A poor story, a poor script, poor voice acting, and a bunch of cell phones. But i guess all that's ok, because the two emos had a big, overblown fight scene."

Advent Children by Set Abominae March 15, 2007

garbage 

Garbage is a word that refers to something that is shitty or sucks a lot of ass.

Also see: rap

Set "Man, that new 50 cent album is garbage."

garbage by Set Abominae March 15, 2007

Pop music 

Pop music is probably the biggest waste of time this side of Rap. Mostly, the singers are stupid teens with no talent singing about love or what a great day it is. Pop artists never touch on serious or meaningful topics, as it would alienate their fanbase.

Set "Pop music was created by Satan as a way to torture human beings and drive good music FURTHER underground."

Pop music by Set Abominae March 15, 2007

Tidus

Tidus is the retarded main character of Square's 2001 RPG Final Fantasy X. To put it simply, Tidus is the beginning of the downward spiral of Square's character Design. He looks like a bitch, he walks like a bitch, he whines like a bitch, he sounds like a bitch, the list goes on and on, but i think you get the picture. I am well aware that his name is pronounced Tee-dos, but i refuse to call him that, because that makes him sound like EVEN MORE of a bitch.

Set "Tidus is considered to be the beginning of Squares failure to create decent characters in their games."

Tidus by Set Abominae March 15, 2007