Definitions by Sergio Momarsh

Captain Quagmire 

The person charged with the duties of Commander In Chief who single handedly inserts military action with an indefinate end into situations of certain prolonged demise, created as a direct result of intentionally failed intelligence, and further as a substitute for actual depth of character, real integrity, courageous valour, and integral honesty, all the while inspiring hatred, bigotry, ineptitude, cronyism, and international terrorism through his own example.

George W.M.D. Bush aka "Captain Quagmire" doesn't remember studying Vietnam in his history classes, nor does he remember living through it, but he doesn't care, he's the President of Florida!

"MISSION ACCOMPLISHED" -May 2nd 2003

Captain Quagmire by Sergio Momarsh July 22, 2008

Barack Hussein Obama 

Steeped in strength, raised on dignity and determination, aware of the past, the present, and the possibilities of the future, a writer and an agent of positive change, the Senator from Illinois upon whose shoulders the future of the world rests.

Yes we can, and we will elect Barack Hussein Obama to be the next President of the United States. My middle name is Patrick, should I be ashamed of my Irish roots?

Barack Hussein Obama by Sergio Momarsh February 24, 2008

prayerpaganda 

The use of propaganda by religious candidates who's chances of winning election are slim to none.

Mitt Romney's rampant use of prayerpaganda on YouTube featuring video from local television news stations about statistical leads in the Republican caucus in November 2007 wasn't nearly enough to get him elected President in November 2008. It takes far more than prayerpaganda when you don't have a prayer.

prayerpaganda by Sergio Momarsh December 3, 2007

resignator 

<res -ih g -n aye tor> 1. Any person who like U.S. President George W. Bush, the RESIGNATOR, allows for the entire support apparatus to collapse beneath themselves, all the while facing forward, unblinking and determined never to admit even the slightest of mistakes. The confidence terminator, the general public dis-regarder, earning the name every day through a new resignation announcement from unlimited numbers of close advisers including but not limited to: the Brownies, the generals, the attorneys, the Colin Powell's, the Donald Rumsfeld's, the staffers, the appointees etc. 2. The man who allowed his own brain to resign from duty before the job was done (Karl Rove aka Bush's Brain), the giver upper, the man who won't change his mind about anything at all ever, but allows it to check out early while his body stays at work.

I watched as the resignator reloaded his pen and put it to yet another pink slip, he marked it with the infamous capital 'R' as his stamp, and placed it on the top of the tall pink paper stack, then paused to consider filling out his own...

resignator by Sergio Momarsh August 17, 2007

George W.M.D. Bush 

one of the most prominently featured names on the historical wall of presidential shame.

George W.M.D. Bush cried wolf, wolf, wolf, and everybody listened, but I don't think anyone will listen next time.

George W.M.D. Bush by Sergio Momarsh April 20, 2006