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peace

1.Commonly mis-described as the absence of war by people who delude themselves to be working toward it.
Their ideological forbears momentarily turned to group rug-shags to achieve it, but failed miserably after AIDS began to spread shortly thereafter. So then they blamed the CIA and Reagan for both AIDS and war.
Presently, many such people blame some combination of George W. Bush, Americans, White people in general, Jews and Christians for its "absence" in the world.
It's something that quite frankly, never existed, and probably never will with humans in charge.

2. Something heavily promoted by French and German oil companies.
The deluded peace protestor travelled to Iraq to be a human shield. Patiently, she sat in the hot Baghdad sun, two meters away from Saddam's rape rooms, where undoubtedly peace was being promoted. Peace that involved another kind of bush altogether.
by Sense December 2, 2004
mugGet the peacemug.

beken

Hispanic,short and has a tall black freind

Also secretly gay,and has a 2 inch cock
Beken is hot!
by Sense November 21, 2021
mugGet the bekenmug.

Ted Turner

Another liberal billionaire.
Once married Jane Fonda (after her affair with the Viet Cong).
See George Soros
The lesbian protester was unable to name any Republican billionaires.
by Sense December 2, 2004
mugGet the Ted Turnermug.

dowdification

see "dowding"
see "Fallujah" as well.
Maureen Dowd! What a liberal twit!
by Sense November 30, 2004
mugGet the dowdificationmug.

Vertu

Utter nonsense.

A golden cell phone. What crap! My plastic Kyocera looks better than that for cheap. Go buy a Blackberry instead.
Boy: "Dude, what is that?"
Girl: "It's a Vertu."
Boy: "Utter Vertu!"
by Sense December 10, 2004
mugGet the Vertumug.

united nations

A support group for people who are unusually obsessed with Israel for some reason.
Contains both raging leftists and crazy Islamists who just sit around and talk about Israel all day long in Manhattan with American money paying to clean up all the filth that spills out when you open the door.
Why don't they all just move it to Palestine?
The feckless condor circled the U.N. building, looking for the dead Jew.
by Sense December 1, 2004
mugGet the united nationsmug.

camera phone

A criminal obsession of the truly retarded.

Something people with jobs that matter don't have, because in occupations/industries where it really counts, cameras are security risks.
Every other clueless wannabe has one though.
Michael complained about the pictures on his camera phone, when they turned out to be way below yearbook quality.
"I thought I was getting an SLR!" he lamented.
by Sense December 10, 2004
mugGet the camera phonemug.

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