Definitions by Senor Fluffington

Good New Democrat

A person you can count on to be there when you need them.

Karl Riley.

Everyone is flaking; I really need a good new democrat to help me out at this constituency meeting.

Good New Democrat by Senor Fluffington March 28, 2024

Sock some dingers 

To masturbate furiously into a sock.

Andrew rushed home from his young Conservatives meeting to sock some dingers before helping Mom with dinner.

Sock some dingers by Senor Fluffington October 2, 2019

House Panther 

A domestic black cat who deigns to live with humans.

"Watching my house panther Mr. Wiggins prowl the living room in search of cat toys is one of my favourite evening pleasures."

House Panther by Senor Fluffington August 27, 2018

gravitatas 

The proper term for an elderly woman's boobs.

"Grandma really needs to reconsider how tightly she hugs. Those gravitatas keep hitting me in the knees."

gravitatas by Senor Fluffington January 12, 2018

Crapterglow 

A portmanteau of "crap" and "afterglow". Describes the feeling of satisfaction, relief, lightness and inner peace, that one only experiences after taking a massive crap.

Gallant: "Hey, you've been in there a pretty long time. Is everything OK?"

Goofus: "Yeah, I'm cool. Just basking in the crapterglow."

Crapterglow by Senor Fluffington December 3, 2009