gravitatas

The proper term for an elderly woman's boobs.

"Grandma really needs to reconsider how tightly she hugs. Those gravitatas keep hitting me in the knees."

by Senor Fluffington January 12, 2018

Sock some dingers

To masturbate furiously into a sock.

Andrew rushed home from his young Conservatives meeting to sock some dingers before helping Mom with dinner.

by Senor Fluffington October 02, 2019

House Panther

A domestic black cat who deigns to live with humans.

"Watching my house panther Mr. Wiggins prowl the living room in search of cat toys is one of my favourite evening pleasures."

by Senor Fluffington August 27, 2018

Crapterglow

A portmanteau of "crap" and "afterglow". Describes the feeling of satisfaction, relief, lightness and inner peace, that one only experiences after taking a massive crap.

Gallant: "Hey, you've been in there a pretty long time. Is everything OK?"

Goofus: "Yeah, I'm cool. Just basking in the crapterglow."

by Senor Fluffington December 03, 2009

Good New Democrat

A person you can count on to be there when you need them.

Karl Riley.

Everyone is flaking; I really need a good new democrat to help me out at this constituency meeting.

by Senor Fluffington March 28, 2024