Senor Dank Nugs's definitions

DoorDash-N-Run

The act stealing recently delivered food from a doorstep. The best technique for this action is to patiently wait for a food delivery driver to leave an order by the front door and then quickly grab it before the rightful owner knows it's gone.

Neighbor: Someone keeps on stealing my Jimmy John's! I confirmed that I gave them the right address and the app showed that it was delivered.
Me: I saw Josh at your door earlier today and he smelled like Jimmy John's! He must have done a doordash-n-run!

by Senor Dank Nugs October 12, 2021

Rufus Du Suck

A nickname for Rufus du Sol, another one of these talentless "musicians" who blast a much of computer generated noises that drugged-out teenagers like listening to.

Friend: I went to a shitty EDM show last night and it was totally lame. I should have just stayed at home and watched South Park and listened to Phish.
Me: Did you see Rufus Du Suck? I heard he was in town last night
Friend: Yes

by Senor Dank Nugs September 17, 2021

Hairy Pickleball

A variant of pickleball that is played without pants, with everyone's hairy pickles exposed.

I forgot to wash my pants today. Looks like we can't play pickleball.

Oh wait! We can play hairy pickleball

by Senor Dank Nugs April 9, 2024

Biskisual

When a person both skis and snowboards. They can easily switch between the two comfortably and actively engages in both.

Going to the mountain with Chris is so fun! He is biskisual like me and likes to switch to his snowboard after lunch.

by Senor Dank Nugs February 23, 2021

Leafer Madness

When large crowds of people, particularly from an urban area, head to smaller towns each fall to see the beautiful foliage causing large traffic jams

I tried to go to the grocery store but there was horrible traffic from all the New Yorkers trying to see the leaves! It was leafer madness!

by Senor Dank Nugs October 5, 2021

Meat Treat

When you decide that instead of using your last bit of stomach space for dessert, you decide to help yourself to another portion of meat.

That steak was so delicious that I decided to have another piece instead of an ice cream sandwich. What a delicious meat treat!

by Senor Dank Nugs October 5, 2021

Penis Gnome

A stubby, balding man that resembles a cross between penis and lawn gnome who enjoys sudden power trips when given leadership of trivial tasks (e.g. the guy at work that is given control of a pointless side project). He enjoys being an asshole to everyone under his command since his life otherwise sucks ass. Generally very passive-aggressive when stripped of power.

The dude at the desk next to me has become the penis gnome after becoming the office safety manager. He totally bitched me out for leaving the toilet seat up in the bathroom in front of everyone.

by Senor Dank Nugs March 10, 2018