Senor Dank Nugs's definitions

Venmo Launder

The act of changing the name of the purpose of a venmo transaction to hide the reason the transaction was made. Generally used for narcotics transactions or other illegal purchases

Me: Hey dude, can you Venmo me $20 for those boomers?
Bill: Thing! I am going to Venmo launder it and call it tacos! I'll even add an avocado emoji

by Senor Dank Nugs October 16, 2021

Vid Juice

Another term for a COVID-19 Vaccination. Used to protect yourself from catching the vid.

Mom: Make sure you get two good shots of Vid Juice. I don't want you to get sick!
Me: Yes Mom! I got my first shot of Vid Juice today! Now I am no longer a pandemic pussy that needs to wear covid condoms!!

by Senor Dank Nugs March 26, 2021

Beard Juice

When a liquid get stuck in your beard and is totally gross. Usually occurs after having a sip of a delicious beverage.

Me: I am so sexy please give me a kiss!
Girlfriend: No! You just drank a bunch of Mountain Dew and your Beard Juice is disgusting! Please use a napkin.

by Senor Dank Nugs March 31, 2021

Lefty Lucy

A driver who always hangs out in the left lane and doesn't understand that the left lane is meant for passing.

Omg! There is a lefty Lucy in front of us going slower than the speed limit. I don't know how this fucktard got a license in the first place.

by Senor Dank Nugs December 12, 2021

COVID CONDOM

A used face mask that is discarded in the middle of a parking lot or other public place

I stepped out of my car and found a covid condom laying in the parking lot

by Senor Dank Nugs January 20, 2021

Biskisual

When a person both skis and snowboards. They can easily switch between the two comfortably and actively engages in both.

Going to the mountain with Chris is so fun! He is biskisual like me and likes to switch to his snowboard after lunch.

by Senor Dank Nugs February 23, 2021

Tinder Dick Bomb

The act of convincing men on any dating app to send a picture of their penis to someone else's phone as a practical joke. This is best done when MANY dick pics are sent to the same unsuspecting recipient in a short period of time.

Brad: Why did I just get dick pics from twenty different phone numbers in the past hour? ITS A CONSPIRACY.
Me: Nah dude! I think someone just Tinder Dick Bombed you. It was probably your Ex getting revenge.

by Senor Dank Nugs October 12, 2021