Senor Dank Nugs's definitions

COVID CONDOM

A used face mask that is discarded in the middle of a parking lot or other public place

I stepped out of my car and found a covid condom laying in the parking lot

by Senor Dank Nugs January 20, 2021

Vid Juice

Another term for a COVID-19 Vaccination. Used to protect yourself from catching the vid.

Mom: Make sure you get two good shots of Vid Juice. I don't want you to get sick!
Me: Yes Mom! I got my first shot of Vid Juice today! Now I am no longer a pandemic pussy that needs to wear covid condoms!!

by Senor Dank Nugs March 26, 2021

Biskisual

When a person both skis and snowboards. They can easily switch between the two comfortably and actively engages in both.

Going to the mountain with Chris is so fun! He is biskisual like me and likes to switch to his snowboard after lunch.

by Senor Dank Nugs February 23, 2021

Leafer Madness

When large crowds of people, particularly from an urban area, head to smaller towns each fall to see the beautiful foliage causing large traffic jams

I tried to go to the grocery store but there was horrible traffic from all the New Yorkers trying to see the leaves! It was leafer madness!

by Senor Dank Nugs October 5, 2021

Penis Gnome

A stubby, balding man that resembles a cross between penis and lawn gnome who enjoys sudden power trips when given leadership of trivial tasks (e.g. the guy at work that is given control of a pointless side project). He enjoys being an asshole to everyone under his command since his life otherwise sucks ass. Generally very passive-aggressive when stripped of power.

The dude at the desk next to me has become the penis gnome after becoming the office safety manager. He totally bitched me out for leaving the toilet seat up in the bathroom in front of everyone.

by Senor Dank Nugs March 10, 2018

Lame Impala

A talentless psychedelic hypno-groove melodic rock band from Perth, Australia. The "artist" goes by handle of Tame Impala, but due to lackluster performance, should be officially be known as Lame Impala.

Jimmy: Dude, can we listen to some Tame Impala while we are on our road trip? I legitimately love listening to shitty music.
Me: No!! Lame Impala sucks ass and no one likes him. Let's listen to some real music like Phish.

by Senor Dank Nugs March 31, 2021

buffalo bandwagon

The act of eating a spicy buffalo wing out of a vagina and then having sex with it. Generally performed by sadistic couples that really like buffalo wings

Dude, I can't believe that the waitress at Buffalo Wild Wings let me Buffalo Bandwagon her! My dick still burns!

by Senor Dank Nugs March 10, 2018