Senator Foreskin's definitions

Pumpkin squats

The act of taking a shit in the way Andrew Hussie does when there is no bathroom in sight. Commonly done by the small minority of degenerates who follow Andrew's career.

Man, I tried pumpkin squats yesterday and it blew me right away. Because I love the huss, I shat a lot of fuck. That's the word I use for shit, because I swear on every bit! Fuck, fuckity, Streisand fuck!

by Senator Foreskin July 21, 2023

Typing quirk

The way George Bush types in the IRC to his private American buddies.

<BUSH> h2y, wh2ts 2p?
<JFKoo> George I don't understand your typing quirk
<BUSH> w2ll f2ck y22 th2n

by Senator Foreskin July 14, 2023

Gen Z Speak

Wiggers in general. Real English will always never be a white teenager's full English when you've gotten them to speak forced AAVE. It's like a Wish copy of Eminem. It has the same type but it's not as good as the original. Was an uncommon trend back in the day but now sprung off into being a mainstream modern culture pandemic.

X: Yo bro, was poppin bro?
Y: ...wat?
X: I finna be goin 2 LA chillin wit my bitch ayo? fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr fr
Y: I-I'm sorry, mup da doo didda po mo gub bidda be dat tum muhfugen bix nood? You can't even speak real english without using this dumbass Gen Z Speak. Speak English, doc.

by Senator Foreskin February 19, 2023

Stairs

The most dangerous stunt man can ever achieve to survive: a white, wide staircase which goes on forever on every step. People are often stupid enough to fall for it.

FUCK IM FALLING DOWN ALL THESE STAIRS.........

by Senator Foreskin June 17, 2023

Rands

The original Jerkcity chat owner before being ejected in 2018.

T RANDS BY THAT DO YOU MEAN BEATING YOU SILLY AND SHOVING YOUR HEAD JNTO A BATHTUB FULL OF WARM PISS

T RANDS IF SO COUNT ME IN ???

by Senator Foreskin June 17, 2023

FAST N' LOOSE

When you decreasingly lose some of your artistic talent in a few days resulting in very low-detail design. You suddenly get tired of working on your artwork and got the decision for someone else do the work for you because you've wasted your talent... And wasted your potential.

It was too much work for me. I had to go fast and loose to save time. You hear me? FAST N' LOOSE. LESS TALENT MORE BULLSHIT.

by Senator Foreskin March 11, 2023