Secret Justin's definitions
If someone has beaten you in saying "Shotgun" for the drivers seat, you can say this, meaning that you can sit on the shotgun's lap.(unless the person likes to have other people sit on their lap((Freak!)) then thy should get up)
From RvB
Simmons: Shotgun!
Griff:{only seconds behind} Shotgun....Fuck!
Donut: Shotgun's Lap!
Simmons: fuck!
Simmons: Shotgun!
Griff:{only seconds behind} Shotgun....Fuck!
Donut: Shotgun's Lap!
Simmons: fuck!
by Secret Justin December 13, 2008
Get the Shotgun's Lapmug. A name for calling someone (usually a female) for being a total bitch and is always crabby. such as a girl on her period. originated from an episode of RvB when talking about a really bitchy girl named Tex on the Blue team.
Well Bitchpants McCrabby was as bitchy as always.
Your not Helping, Bitchpants McCrabby.
Tucker:{trying to communicate with the alien}" I am Tucker. This is Church. That's Bitchpants McCrabby." {points over to Tex}
Your not Helping, Bitchpants McCrabby.
Tucker:{trying to communicate with the alien}" I am Tucker. This is Church. That's Bitchpants McCrabby." {points over to Tex}
by Secret Justin December 14, 2008
Get the Bitchpants McCrabbymug. A person's pwning call is what they say after totally pwned someone. Also called one's pwner's call.
" I Didn't think so noob!" Joe shouted his Pwners call
"Pwned in the Face!" was Tim's pwning call
"totally anul raped noob!"
"Pwned in the Face!" was Tim's pwning call
"totally anul raped noob!"
by Secret Justin June 2, 2007
Get the pwning callmug. From "Ask A Ninja."
When you get some awesome ninja street cred for doing something ninjatastic. Its also a very painful drink that tastes like a punch in the face.
When you get some awesome ninja street cred for doing something ninjatastic. Its also a very painful drink that tastes like a punch in the face.
I got some some rad Ninjuice by killing a flaming Minataur with three heads.
or
Ninja 1:" Eww! Thats some bad ass Ninjuice!"
Ninja 2:" Dude, thats orange juice and minty mouthwash."
or
Ninja 1:" Eww! Thats some bad ass Ninjuice!"
Ninja 2:" Dude, thats orange juice and minty mouthwash."
by Secret Justin June 5, 2007
Get the Ninjuicemug. When your cell phone is dying but you don't have the time to sit and wait for it to fully charge so you leave it in there for a little while so that when you take it out of the charger your phone thinks it has a full battery power.
This often leads to your phone losing battery life and eventually dying on you shortly later after a few texts or calls.
This often leads to your phone losing battery life and eventually dying on you shortly later after a few texts or calls.
Jane: Why didn't you pick up your phone!
John: It's dead.
Jane: But I saw you take it from the charger before you left.
John: I Flash-Charged it for 20 minutes, and after 5 texts it was done.
John: It's dead.
Jane: But I saw you take it from the charger before you left.
John: I Flash-Charged it for 20 minutes, and after 5 texts it was done.
by Secret Justin January 30, 2010
Get the Flash-Chargemug. "what appears to be a guitar except that it can only be played by trained assassins. It is so electrifyingly rockin' that if you aren't a ninja, your head will explode."-Ask A Ninja.
Or
what you call a person that plays guitar so awesomely rockin' that they have to be a ninja to play it.
Or
what you call a person that plays guitar so awesomely rockin' that they have to be a ninja to play it.
by Secret Justin June 24, 2007
Get the ninjatarmug. by Secret Justin December 14, 2008
Get the A legitimate strategy!mug.