Secret Justin's definitions

pwning call

A person's pwning call is what they say after totally pwned someone. Also called one's pwner's call.

" I Didn't think so noob!" Joe shouted his Pwners call

"Pwned in the Face!" was Tim's pwning call

"totally anul raped noob!"

by Secret Justin June 2, 2007

Shotgun's Lap

If someone has beaten you in saying "Shotgun" for the drivers seat, you can say this, meaning that you can sit on the shotgun's lap.(unless the person likes to have other people sit on their lap((Freak!)) then thy should get up)

From RvB

Simmons: Shotgun!
Griff:{only seconds behind} Shotgun....Fuck!
Donut: Shotgun's Lap!
Simmons: fuck!

by Secret Justin December 13, 2008

Flash-Charge

When your cell phone is dying but you don't have the time to sit and wait for it to fully charge so you leave it in there for a little while so that when you take it out of the charger your phone thinks it has a full battery power.

This often leads to your phone losing battery life and eventually dying on you shortly later after a few texts or calls.

Jane: Why didn't you pick up your phone!
John: It's dead.
Jane: But I saw you take it from the charger before you left.
John: I Flash-Charged it for 20 minutes, and after 5 texts it was done.

by Secret Justin January 30, 2010

Bitchpants McCrabby

A name for calling someone (usually a female) for being a total bitch and is always crabby. such as a girl on her period. originated from an episode of RvB when talking about a really bitchy girl named Tex on the Blue team.

Well Bitchpants McCrabby was as bitchy as always.
Your not Helping, Bitchpants McCrabby.

Tucker:{trying to communicate with the alien}" I am Tucker. This is Church. That's Bitchpants McCrabby." {points over to Tex}

by Secret Justin December 14, 2008

Ninjuice

From "Ask A Ninja."

When you get some awesome ninja street cred for doing something ninjatastic. Its also a very painful drink that tastes like a punch in the face.

I got some some rad Ninjuice by killing a flaming Minataur with three heads.

or

Ninja 1:" Eww! Thats some bad ass Ninjuice!"
Ninja 2:" Dude, thats orange juice and minty mouthwash."

by Secret Justin June 5, 2007

A legitimate strategy!

If you are accused of camping, this is the correct reply to that accusement. Originated from RvB

Red: Oh, you fucking Camping bitch!
Blue: It's A Legitimate Strategy!

by Secret Justin December 14, 2008

Nipple Pouch

Slang term for a pocket on a button up shirt that covers you left nipple.

" Yo man, you got somethin' on your Nipple Pouch."

by Secret Justin December 9, 2008