Secret Agent Man's definitions

jaheeyazussah

Correct pronunciation of the five letter word 'JESUS' by southern baptist evangelists. Properly introduced below. The final syllable is strongly under accented, almost as if the mouth had dropped open blankly after the final 's' sound.

I say, you are going to HAY-el, if you don't bu-LEAVE in ja-HEEya-zus(sah).

by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003

my friend

What you call something that seems to want to get too close, too often. In the extreme case, it's your 'Special friend'

Damn! This pool chlorinator wants to be my friend!
(Looks down, dog humping leg) I think Vern's dog wants to be my Special friend.

by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003

baker's shitload

A dozen is 12; a baker's dozen is 13. By extension: however much is in a shitload, a baker's shitload has one more. See metric shitload

I expected a shitload of trouble, but not a baker's shitload of trouble.

by Secret Agent Man September 18, 2003

rip one

Marine slang ... 'to fart'

Did you rip one?!?

by Secret Agent Man September 19, 2003

Skeezer

Undesirable female.

Have you noticed, on the Olympic Soccer Team, none of the women are skeezers? I think I detect a plan here.

by Secret Agent Man September 19, 2003

PhD

The final tier of academic excess.

B.S. = bullshit
M.S. = more shit
Ph.D. = piled higher and deeper.

I know everything! I have a Ph.D.!

by Secret Agent Man September 23, 2003

doom town

1. Minature city built by the makers of the atomic bomb to test the A-bombs effects on buildings;

2. Christian religious wacko comic about Sodom and Gommorrah, essentially giving license to the crazies for hate crimes against homosexuals;

3. Any city that looks like hell has broken loose and stopped to stay a while.

I was in Baltimore yesterday, and I got this feeling: doom town.

Cleveland used to be more a doom town, but the rock museum made it suck slightly less.

by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003