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Definitions by Secret Agent Man

Boring ass town in Maryland where the highlight is Harford Mall which is the smallest piece of shit mall I've ever seen. Kids drive around all day pretending to have somewhere to go and occassionally hang out in a parking lot and talk about their cars with loud mufflers. The girls are snobby sluts who start having sex at 13. Everyone has had atleast 1 STD that they all get from the same person. Everyone is an alcoholic because there's nothing else to do and most white kids think they're black.
hey i just copped some phat ass gonja u tryin to smoke?
bel air by secret agent man March 31, 2005
The final tier of academic excess.

B.S. = bullshit
M.S. = more shit
Ph.D. = piled higher and deeper.
I know everything! I have a Ph.D.!
PhD by Secret Agent Man September 23, 2003

potzrebie 

Mad magazine equivalent of the computer programmer's foo, that is, a word which can be used to stand in for any other (as in, for example, fictitious brand names, etc.)
The label said to induce vomiting, so I applied the Potzrebie maneuver.

I'm sorry, Ms. Jones, we're going to have to charge you $500 dollars for this repair... your, uh, Potzrebie device was broken. Yeah.
potzrebie by Secret Agent Man September 21, 2003
rip one by Secret Agent Man September 19, 2003

rat's ass 

In U.S. Marine jargon, a comparative indicating that something is worthless. In more polite company, see hill of beans.
This equipment isn't worth a rat's ass.

So? I don't give a rat's ass.
rat's ass by Secret Agent Man September 19, 2003

hill of beans 

In U.S. Marine jargon, comparative for something worthless when you can't say "isn't worth shit" or "isn't worth a rat's ass"
This equipment isn't worth a hill of beans, sir.
hill of beans by Secret Agent Man September 19, 2003
Have you noticed, on the Olympic Soccer Team, none of the women are skeezers? I think I detect a plan here.
Skeezer by Secret Agent Man September 19, 2003