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fu

As used by movie columnist Joe Bob Briggs, a suffix indicating some specific form of mayhem in a movie.
The biggest fight scene in the Matrix Reloaded has truck fu, spook fu, doppelganger fu, and keanu fu.
by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003
mugGet the fumug.

eight ball

The problem person in the group, or one who stands out.
Well, we had a good turnout of volunteers--if you disregard that one 8-ball who smelled like a goat.

What the?!? Why do I get stuck dealing with all the 8-balls around here?
by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003
mugGet the eight ballmug.

on blocks

Taken from the practice of leaving a car which has been thoroughly stripped up on concrete blocks. Something is said to be 'on blocks' when one comes back and finds it has been ransacked thoroughly.
I told you not to let anyone in--now my whole room's up on blocks!

Wait til Oscar gets back and finds his DVD collection up on blocks . . .
by Secret Agent Man September 18, 2003
mugGet the on blocksmug.

stoner

A consummate professional at the art of getting stoned. Generally still works a kiddie job like pizza delivery; may or may not still live with parents.
I saw this line of stoners outside the ticket office, and I was like, what?! Then I realized they were selling Phish tickets.
by Secret Agent Man September 19, 2003
mugGet the stonermug.

doom town

1. Minature city built by the makers of the atomic bomb to test the A-bombs effects on buildings;

2. Christian religious wacko comic about Sodom and Gommorrah, essentially giving license to the crazies for hate crimes against homosexuals;

3. Any city that looks like hell has broken loose and stopped to stay a while.
I was in Baltimore yesterday, and I got this feeling: doom town.

Cleveland used to be more a doom town, but the rock museum made it suck slightly less.
by Secret Agent Man September 17, 2003
mugGet the doom townmug.

bel air

Boring ass town in Maryland where the highlight is Harford Mall which is the smallest piece of shit mall I've ever seen. Kids drive around all day pretending to have somewhere to go and occassionally hang out in a parking lot and talk about their cars with loud mufflers. The girls are snobby sluts who start having sex at 13. Everyone has had atleast 1 STD that they all get from the same person. Everyone is an alcoholic because there's nothing else to do and most white kids think they're black.
hey i just copped some phat ass gonja u tryin to smoke?
by secret agent man March 31, 2005
mugGet the bel airmug.

PhD

The final tier of academic excess.

B.S. = bullshit
M.S. = more shit
Ph.D. = piled higher and deeper.
I know everything! I have a Ph.D.!
by Secret Agent Man September 23, 2003
mugGet the PhDmug.

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