Definitions by Secrect Destroyer

trump speedball 

A cocktail of bleach mixed with a disinfectant

I tried the "trump Speedball" it left me feeling dirty

trump speedball by Secrect Destroyer May 4, 2020

Shave The Teeth 

Term used when teeth so nasty and haven't been cleaned in a very long time. The teeth so nasty and have a disgusting amount of plaque and other particles blanketing the teeth. Making the act of cleaning the teeth is more like shaving apposed to brushing the teeth to get plaque and nasty particles off teeth

Last month I went backpacking for seven days. and forget my tooth brush. I really needed to {shave the teeth} when I home.

Shave The Teeth by Secrect Destroyer September 10, 2016

Business Beard 

A well groomed beard worn by male business professionals. Usually shaped, not thick, no facial hair under the jaw line, ass well keep as the hair a top their head, their beard is a extention of the hair on the top of their head, and good chance hair dye is used to hide the grey and white hairs in their beard.

Mr. Fitzwell Business Beard is looking tight and very classy.

Business Beard by Secrect Destroyer September 19, 2010

Lip Muscle 

A name and term that is used for a mustache.

Look at Dirk's lip muscle he thinks it makes him look strong. It only makes him look like a sad motorcycle cop.

Lip Muscle by Secrect Destroyer March 27, 2010

Human Soft-Serve 

The act of taking a crap by a human. When the crap looks like soft-serve ice cream.

WOW, that wasn't a crap In I just took. I just made some human soft-serve. It look just like the chocolate soft-serve ice cream cone In had.

Human Soft-Serve by Secrect Destroyer February 11, 2010

Hetfield Stomp 

The stomp that James Hetfield lead singer guitarist from Metallica does has his stadge move. As he sings and kills it on guitar he stomps a foot very aggressive and is like his form of a dance stadge move.

I was at this show the other night and bassist was rocking out was pulling off the Hetfield Stomp like it was his own move. It was bitchin'.

Hetfield Stomp by Secrect Destroyer February 11, 2010

Toilet Sausage 

A slang term used to refer to going to the bath and taking a poop, dump, crap,deuce, and ext.

The act of a human making a sausage shaped poop/turd and depositing the poop/turd into the toilet.

"That pizza has gone right threw me. I have to go make some toilet sausage."

Toilet Sausage by Secrect Destroyer February 8, 2009