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qwaeszrdxtfcygvuhbijnokmpl

You are at the peak of boredom. You google random variations of your keyboard layout. You tried qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm, mnbvcxzlkjhgfdsapoiuytrewq, and qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmik,olp
Jason: I’m SO BORED
Jack: Type qwertyuiopasdfghjklzxcvbnm
Jason: Nah
Jason: I KNOW, I’ll type qwaeszrdxtfcygvuhbijnokmpl

qwaeszrdxtfcygvuhbijnokmpl

When you're very bored and regret letting you literacy circle group down in year 8 when you didn't read the book and therefore didn't prepare the discussion director questions, and your whole group got in trouble, and got mad at you, because they all did their roles, but lazy old you didn't want to read 107 pages of John Flanagan's terrible Rangers Apprentice book series. (it actually sucks). So you went on to Microsoft Edge on your school laptop and looked up Alien Porn to make yourself feel better, but then the I.T. blokes come into your class during homeroom the next day and confiscate your laptop in front of everyone. so you go to I.T. during morning tea to find out what's going on and your crush, this cute and quite girl, is having problems with her laptop, but then one of the I.T. blokes say word for word "Alien Porn is heaps mad ay?" in front of your crush.

feeling humiliated, you go up to the I.T. bloke and he asks you why you were doing this on this on the school laptop, and you reply with "I dunno what you're talking about." after a few minutes he finally gives you your laptop and you leave as fast as you can. You look back and your crush is holding back her laughter. Feeling devastated, you open up google chrome in incognito mode and search up qwaeszrdxtfcygvuhbijnokmpl and find this definition on urbandictionary.com.

Tl;dr, When you did something you regret, go home, and type every letter on the keyboard diagonally starting with q, then wa, then esz, ect.
Greg: *Sob*Sob* qwaeszrdxtfcygvuhbijnokmpl

also

John: uughg i'm so bored, qwaeszrdxtfcygvuhbijnokmpl.

wqaeszrdxtfcygvuhbijnokmpl 

when you are so bored that you type the keybored in this order wqaeszrdxtfcygvuhbijnokmpl
josh: im bored

me: so
josh; help
me: google somthind idk
josh: fine ill try wqaeszrdxtfcygvuhbijnokmpl
me:ok whatever
josh: nope nothin
me: ok imma take a nap later loser

qwaeszrdxtfcygvuhbijnokmlp 

You got bored and typed diagonally. Then you decided to start swapping letters. Keep going. Let the keyboard patterns absorb your time.
I have typed qwaeszrdxtfcygvuhbijnokmlp! Now its time for qwaeszrdxtfcygvuhbijnokpml! How exciting!
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026