Seamus 's definitions

vajunk

The female form of junk.
synonym of vagina

I punched her right in the vajunk.

by Seamus December 11, 2004

Brobot

People who are obsessed with calling others "dude" and "bro" and "dudebro."

My room mate is a brobot.

by Seamus December 11, 2004

Vajunction

The spreading of slutty legs.

I went to town on that vajunction.

by Seamus December 11, 2004

Valicious

Particularly tasty vajunk.

I had a valicious meal during the party last night.

by Seamus December 11, 2004

mushroom tattoo

in agreeance with the above definitions, a 'mushroom tattoo' is a result of the under-side of the head of a man's penis having been quickly and force-fully applied to the fore-head of another person (preferrably a female). said to have originated by accident when some over-zealous young man, in an attempt to ejaculate in a more timely fashion, masturbated while being blown - the penis came out of the females mouth and, on the down-stroke, struck her fore-head, thus leaving a bruise of sorts in a shape some-what resembling a mushroom. also, upon occassion, used in by those persons leading a bdsm life-style to mark a slave or sex-toy. WARNING - not recommended! can be very painful for BOTH parties involved...

by seamus October 9, 2003

vageorge

When a female looks like a dude.

Did you see Bob totally hittin on that vageorge last night? She had more facial hair than he did!

by Seamus December 11, 2004

Vajunk Yard

A party with multiple slutty females.

Damn, tonight was a total vajunk yard.

by Seamus December 11, 2004