by Screw Liberals September 23, 2017
Someone who intentionally and repeatedly targets people for the sole purpose of releasing his/her ghastly fart in another's presence.
Dude. Every time Tyrone comes by, it stinks like a rotting turd exploded. I'm pretty sure he's The Unafarter that's doing it.
by Screw Liberals September 23, 2017
Any annoying person who- within minutes of a class, conference, or meeting coming to an end- asks an open-ended question which results in an elongated response from the teacher/speaker taking several minutes and goes past the scheduled end time; usually asked by either (a) an ass-kisser, (b) a dumb ass who asked a question already addressed, or (c) by someone whose question only pertains to him/her and no one else in the room.
"We could have been on the road 15 minutes ago, but this classwipe had to ask the professor a question 2 minutes before class ended."
by Screw Liberals April 04, 2016
The toe adjacent to your pinky toe which is always curled up and resembling the crescent shape of a frozen shrimp.
Dude...you got a piece of seafood stuck to your foot, bro...oh wait..nevermind...it's your shrimp toe.
by Screw Liberals April 16, 2018
(A) People who are obviously not serious about getting in shape but attend a fitness club (usually at the request of a significant other) and hog the machine, bench, or area that a serious and courteous member would like to use, remaining there for an exceptionally long time, and are intentionally putting forth little physical effort due to being naturally lazy. (These annoying pricks usually decrease in numbers as it gets farther away from January 1st.)
"All the treadmills are occupied. That one fat gymposter has been there for 25 minutes and hasn't even walked a quarter mile. Get the hell off and go back to the dairy farm, you prick."
by Screw Liberals April 04, 2016
Another name for "Canada," due to all the millions of brown people from Muslim nations who have immigrated there and have totally and forever changed its predominantly white, Christian makeup.
Person 1: "Dude, I went to Canada last week, and all I saw were brown people wearing head scarves or turbans."
Person 2: "Bro, you didn't go to "Canada." You were in "Northern Afghanistan."
Person 2: "Bro, you didn't go to "Canada." You were in "Northern Afghanistan."
by Screw Liberals June 15, 2016
Followers of the anti-capitalist, left-wing lunatic and communist-loving hypocrite, Bernie Sanders. Sander-nistas are typically unaccomplished, unmotivated, pot-smoking losers whose poor work ethic leads them to hate successful people. If they even do graduate from college (though most receive some form of welfare payment), they have useless degrees like art, music, theatre, racial studies, women's studies, gender studies, sociology, education, literature, or communications. They are profficient in protesting, class warfare rhetoric, smoking dope or e-cigs, and shouting out bumper-sticker slogans. Other than that, they are useless, angry pukes and have no societal value.
Uh oh. Here comes the walking dead...more Occupy Wall Street /antifa prptestors and rioters. Or as they are also known, the Sander-nistas
by Screw Liberals September 24, 2017