Definitions by Screw Liberals
Post Traumatic Shit Disorder (PTSD)
A crippling panic which arises after taking a shit when you suddenly realize someone is waiting to use the toilet immediately after you and (a) you left a shit stain in the toilet that can't be removed and/or (b) you left a catastrophic stench that would choke a horse.
Person 1: Dude, I almost died at Sherry's house. I took a nasty shit which left a skid mark on the toilet, it wouldn't come off, and her hot sister was waiting for me to use it.
Person 2: Whoa, dude. That's a classic case of Post Traumatic Shit Disorder (PTSD)
Person 2: Whoa, dude. That's a classic case of Post Traumatic Shit Disorder (PTSD)
Post Traumatic Shit Disorder (PTSD) by Screw Liberals June 24, 2016
C-Cup Catfish
(Noun) A girl whose public appearance or dating website pics intentionally give the impression she has a great rack, but when seen in person without a bra she is dissapointingly flat-chested.
"So I slept with Lisa on our 3rd date. Unfortunately, she's a C-Cup Catfish. Her boobs were even smaller than the zits on my brother's face."
C-Cup Catfish by Screw Liberals June 21, 2016
Northern Afghanistan
Another name for "Canada," due to all the millions of brown people from Muslim nations who have immigrated there and have totally and forever changed its predominantly white, Christian makeup.
Person 1: "Dude, I went to Canada last week, and all I saw were brown people wearing head scarves or turbans."
Person 2: "Bro, you didn't go to "Canada." You were in "Northern Afghanistan."
Person 2: "Bro, you didn't go to "Canada." You were in "Northern Afghanistan."
Northern Afghanistan by Screw Liberals June 14, 2016
C-Cup Catfish
A flat-chested girl who intentionally makes her boobs look big on social media and/or dating sites. When they are finally seen naked in person, it is learned you've been completely duped by her lie.
Person 1: "Dude, how was your date with Melissa and her huge tits?"
Person 2: "Bro, they aren't huge; she wears padded bras. She's an A-Cup...she's just another C-Cup Catfish."
Person 2: "Bro, they aren't huge; she wears padded bras. She's an A-Cup...she's just another C-Cup Catfish."
C-Cup Catfish by Screw Liberals June 12, 2016
Fan-noying
A person- commonly found at a local bar, gym, or a sporting event- who feels no one alive is smarter or more knowledgeable about a sport, and always rambles on about it in a loud, condescending, and arrogant demeanor.
"That asshole at the bar thinks no QB is better than Johnny Manziel. He won't shut up about it or stop arguing with people about it....he's super Fan-noying!"
Fan-noying by Screw Liberals June 12, 2016
Gympersonator
Someone at the gym who obviously is not serious about exercising and annoyingly hogs machines and weights that more serious people need to use. Categories include: (a) fat people who are super slow and put forth no effort; (b) people who only use the treadmill to slow-walk; (c) annoying people who can't put their phones down the entire time they're there; (d) people who do nothing but talk and socialize the entire time
Person A: This annoying fat-ass at the gym took forever on the treadmill and never even got up to a speed of 1.0
Person B: "Yup. Clearly he is the typical gympersonator you see there after Christmas."
Person B: "Yup. Clearly he is the typical gympersonator you see there after Christmas."
Gympersonator by Screw Liberals May 14, 2016
Skimmigrant
An immigrant whose sole purpose is to come to America and use us for our generous welfare programs and/or to defraud our citizens through their various racketeering skills (credit card fraud, bank fraud, insurance scams, etc.)
"Yep. We arrested another Somalian "citizen" today in Minnesota for credit card fruad. This guy has no job but yet knows how to scam Americans pretty well...just another Skimmigrant ruining America at the expense of taxpayers."
Skimmigrant by Screw Liberals May 14, 2016