(Noun) A girl whose public appearance or dating website pics intentionally give the impression she has a great rack, but when seen in person without a bra she is dissapointingly flat-chested.
"So I slept with Lisa on our 3rd date. Unfortunately, she's a C-Cup Catfish. Her boobs were even smaller than the zits on my brother's face."
by Screw Liberals April 06, 2016
by Screw Liberals September 23, 2017
Someone who intentionally and repeatedly targets people for the sole purpose of releasing his/her ghastly fart in another's presence.
Dude. Every time Tyrone comes by, it stinks like a rotting turd exploded. I'm pretty sure he's The Unafarter that's doing it.
by Screw Liberals September 23, 2017
Any annoying person who- within minutes of a class, conference, or meeting coming to an end- asks an open-ended question which results in an elongated response from the teacher/speaker taking several minutes and goes past the scheduled end time; usually asked by either (a) an ass-kisser, (b) a dumb ass who asked a question already addressed, or (c) by someone whose question only pertains to him/her and no one else in the room.
"We could have been on the road 15 minutes ago, but this classwipe had to ask the professor a question 2 minutes before class ended."
by Screw Liberals April 04, 2016
A person- commonly found at a local bar, gym, or a sporting event- who feels no one alive is smarter or more knowledgeable about a sport, and always rambles on about it in a loud, condescending, and arrogant demeanor.
"That asshole at the bar thinks no QB is better than Johnny Manziel. He won't shut up about it or stop arguing with people about it....he's super Fan-noying!"
by Screw Liberals June 13, 2016
Followers of the anti-capitalist, left-wing lunatic and communist-loving hypocrite, Bernie Sanders. Sander-nistas are typically unaccomplished, unmotivated, pot-smoking losers whose poor work ethic leads them to hate successful people. If they even do graduate from college (though most receive some form of welfare payment), they have useless degrees like art, music, theatre, racial studies, women's studies, gender studies, sociology, education, literature, or communications. They are profficient in protesting, class warfare rhetoric, smoking dope or e-cigs, and shouting out bumper-sticker slogans. Other than that, they are useless, angry pukes and have no societal value.
Uh oh. Here comes the walking dead...more Occupy Wall Street /antifa prptestors and rioters. Or as they are also known, the Sander-nistas
by Screw Liberals September 24, 2017
Another name for "Canada," due to all the millions of brown people from Muslim nations who have immigrated there and have totally and forever changed its predominantly white, Christian makeup.
Person 1: "Dude, I went to Canada last week, and all I saw were brown people wearing head scarves or turbans."
Person 2: "Bro, you didn't go to "Canada." You were in "Northern Afghanistan."
Person 2: "Bro, you didn't go to "Canada." You were in "Northern Afghanistan."
by Screw Liberals June 15, 2016