When your friend is in a high end strip club VIP room and the girl opens his shirt, then jerks him off all over his belly and chest making him a sticky mess.
That stripper Trudie last night jerked Hugh off in the VIP room after opening his shirt and turned him into Gluey Hughy.
by Scotty Nice October 26, 2019
Get the Gluey Hughy mug.As a firefighter you respond to an scene where a Polish man who speaks no English is pointing toward his backside indicating pain. The 14 year old girl next door speaks English and translates for you.
Excuse me, 14 year old girl. Can you tell us what he’s saying? In broken English she responds, “He says he has a pencil stuck up his bum.” Ah, a polish pencil push, never get tired of seeing this.
by Scotty Nice January 14, 2021
Get the Polish pencil push mug.The first time having sex with your girlfriend. You have meticulously planned every part of the event down to the most minute detail. It finally happens and it is executed with perfection, though your mind was hazy, and all you know is that it ended with a head shot.
I finally had sex with Trudie last night. It ended up being a Robert O'Neill, but it was great and I can't wait to do it again.
by Scotty Nice December 11, 2019
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by Scotty Nice January 16, 2020
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Trudie and I were out drinking last night and she got so shitfaced I had to pull the Speed Racer Yard Sale before she passed out. She didn't remember it the next morning and wondered why our room looked like a skiing accident.
by Scotty Nice December 11, 2019
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Yo I dropped such a huge load in Trudie's throat last night that she Dragon Snooted that shit right out her nose.
by Scotty Nice September 06, 2019
Get the Dragon Snoot mug.When you are in a shower fucking your lady from behind. She is bent over and the water runs over her head and hair flooding her face causing her to choke on the water as she attempts to breathe in.
Before we went out last night I got a quickie from Trudie in the shower. Ended up water boarding her haha.
by Scotty Nice October 19, 2019
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