Scotty Nice's definitions
by Scotty Nice September 5, 2019
Get the Sexy slidemug. When your older male friend can no longer see out of his left eye because of receiving a high speed shot of ejaculate directly to his eyeball during his sexual experimentation days. The eye survives for several years until the effect of the impact makes it such that glasses can no longer serve a beneficial purpose.
Damn I got a hummer from that MILF Trudie last night and I'd been saving up my load all week. She didn't want to swallow so when I was about to finish I blasted my goo so hard at her eye I doubt she will be able to see in a few years. She gonna have that Lopey Left Eye.
by Scotty Nice May 16, 2023
Get the Lopey Left Eyemug. When you pull into port in the Coast Guard and attend a “gentlemen’s club” and proceed to get shitfaced and eat the backside of a whore, coating your face in wet slimy bacteria filled pussy and ass juice.
Yo I got so drunk at Senorita Slippy’s last night in port and this whore Trudie backed her ass and pussy in my face. I ate the shit out of it and It was like eating some spoiled Tijuana sushi.
by Scotty Nice October 25, 2019
Get the Tijuana Sushimug. When your Irish buddy and you go to the park after dark after hitting puberty to jerk off and you end up behind the same bush by accident. He then asks you for assistance with his stiffy.
by Scotty Nice January 14, 2021
Get the McLend me a Handmug. When a man attempts to steal a woman's boyfriend by any means necessary so he can get in her pants. No tactic is off the table including bullying (online and in person), rumor spreading and physical violence to show he is a weak individual.
I really wanted to bang Trudie, so I set out to conquer her vagine by attempting a coup d'etwat against her weak ass boyfriend. I started by posting pictures I made of him online wearing lingerie and fingering his butthole then followed it up by beating him to a pulp in the bathroom at lunch. It worked and now Trudie and I are banging.
by Scotty Nice October 18, 2023
Get the Coup d'etwatmug. When you are banging a hoe who allows the butt and you start in the puss, then slide it between the buns, only to return it to the puss again. The hoe then inevitably gets a yeast infection from the anus bacteria in her hoo ha.
I was mad at Trudie last weekend because she was flirting with some other dude, so I gave her the Triple Dog Dip and she got a yeast infection. F that hoe.
by Scotty Nice November 6, 2019
Get the Triple Dog Dipmug. When you and your wife dress up really nice for a classy party, but get too drunk to hump that night. The next morning, you convince her to put the sparkly dress back on, so you can pull it up and do her from behind as if it were the prior evening.
Trudie and I got so drunk last night that we passed out before we could bone. Thankfully, she let me do the reboot-y this morning.
by Scotty Nice December 16, 2019
Get the Reboot-ymug.