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When a man, even though he had a vasectomy, has to pull out in order not to leave his wife dripping for the next 12 hours and she doesn’t want it on her gut. The husband must take an old white undershirt and “tuck it” under her ass, creating a canvas for his man juice.
Fucking Trudie man. I got a vasectomy and she still won’t let me bust up in her puss. I have to use the t shirt tuck so I don’t get it on or in her.
by Scotty Nice October 26, 2019
Get the T Shirt Tuck mug.When you are banging a hoe who allows the butt and you start in the puss, then slide it between the buns, only to return it to the puss again. The hoe then inevitably gets a yeast infection from the anus bacteria in her hoo ha.
I was mad at Trudie last weekend because she was flirting with some other dude, so I gave her the Triple Dog Dip and she got a yeast infection. F that hoe.
by Scotty Nice November 6, 2019
Get the Triple Dog Dip mug.When a man attempts to steal a woman's boyfriend by any means necessary so he can get in her pants. No tactic is off the table including bullying (online and in person), rumor spreading and physical violence to show he is a weak individual.
I really wanted to bang Trudie, so I set out to conquer her vagine by attempting a coup d'etwat against her weak ass boyfriend. I started by posting pictures I made of him online wearing lingerie and fingering his butthole then followed it up by beating him to a pulp in the bathroom at lunch. It worked and now Trudie and I are banging.
by Scotty Nice October 18, 2023
Get the Coup d'etwat mug.When your Irish buddy and you go to the park after dark after hitting puberty to jerk off and you end up behind the same bush by accident. He then asks you for assistance with his stiffy.
by Scotty Nice January 14, 2021
Get the McLend me a Hand mug.When you find out your friend, who loves Pearl Jam, likes when his wife jams a strand of fake pearls up his ass and yanks them out before entering him from behind with a dildo.
by Scotty Nice February 6, 2021
Get the Pearl Jammed mug.The first time having sex with your girlfriend. You have meticulously planned every part of the event down to the most minute detail. It finally happens and it is executed with perfection, though your mind was hazy, and all you know is that it ended with a head shot.
I finally had sex with Trudie last night. It ended up being a Robert O'Neill, but it was great and I can't wait to do it again.
by Scotty Nice December 11, 2019
Get the Robert O'Neill mug.When your wife is in the shower and you want a quickie, but don’t want to get wet. You open the shower door and she shimmies backwards to the opening, allowing you to do your deed without getting drenched.
Yesterday Trudie was in the shower and I was already dressed, so I called open door policy and got it from behind without getting wet.
by Scotty Nice December 11, 2019
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