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When you get shitfaced with your girl and stop at IHOP and have breakfast before going home, then you have wild hot sex and when she orgasms her bowels release a fiery mess of anus oil all over the bedsheets.
Oh man, Trudie and I went to IHOP last night after getting shitfaced. We got home and I thought everything was fine but then she unleashed a Rooty tooty fresh and doody. She passed out and I had to clean it up, so we broke up
by Scotty Nice January 15, 2020
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Holy shit, Trudie was the cart girl today and Dane asked her if she'd ever seen a lefty "drive it that hard". Jesus, Stranger Dane-ger
by Scotty Nice November 5, 2019
Get the Stranger Dane-ger mug.When your wife is in the shower and you want a quickie, but don’t want to get wet. You open the shower door and she shimmies backwards to the opening, allowing you to do your deed without getting drenched.
Yesterday Trudie was in the shower and I was already dressed, so I called open door policy and got it from behind without getting wet.
by Scotty Nice December 11, 2019
Get the Open Door policy mug.As a firefighter you respond to an scene where a Polish man who speaks no English is pointing toward his backside indicating pain. The 14 year old girl next door speaks English and translates for you.
Excuse me, 14 year old girl. Can you tell us what he’s saying? In broken English she responds, “He says he has a pencil stuck up his bum.” Ah, a polish pencil push, never get tired of seeing this.
by Scotty Nice January 14, 2021
Get the Polish pencil push mug.When a man attempts to steal a woman's boyfriend by any means necessary so he can get in her pants. No tactic is off the table including bullying (online and in person), rumor spreading and physical violence to show he is a weak individual.
I really wanted to bang Trudie, so I set out to conquer her vagine by attempting a coup d'etwat against her weak ass boyfriend. I started by posting pictures I made of him online wearing lingerie and fingering his butthole then followed it up by beating him to a pulp in the bathroom at lunch. It worked and now Trudie and I are banging.
by Scotty Nice October 18, 2023
Get the Coup d'etwat mug.When you are banging a hoe who allows the butt and you start in the puss, then slide it between the buns, only to return it to the puss again. The hoe then inevitably gets a yeast infection from the anus bacteria in her hoo ha.
I was mad at Trudie last weekend because she was flirting with some other dude, so I gave her the Triple Dog Dip and she got a yeast infection. F that hoe.
by Scotty Nice November 6, 2019
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by Scotty Nice January 14, 2021
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