Scotty Nice's definitions

Tanner Tranner

A former woman whose last name was Tanner who got sober and realized she was a man inside. Ms. Tanner then took hormones, grew a beard and changed her first name to Tanner in an attempt to fool the members of her local golf course. After fleecing her for her life savings they allowed “him” to play from the ladies tees.

I played Tanner Tranner from the men’s tees yesterday and won all of “their” paycheck from last week.

by Scotty Nice November 20, 2019

Daniel-San

The two strokes after the Sexy Slide where you put your hammer in and out twice while simultaneously honking her nose with your knuckles and making an audible “honk, honk” noise.

Yo last night Trudie and I was gettin to it and I gave her the Daniel-San right after the Sexy Slide. I honked so loud the neighbors thought Ringling was in town.

by Scotty Nice September 5, 2019

Lopey Left Eye

When your older male friend can no longer see out of his left eye because of receiving a high speed shot of ejaculate directly to his eyeball during his sexual experimentation days. The eye survives for several years until the effect of the impact makes it such that glasses can no longer serve a beneficial purpose.

Damn I got a hummer from that MILF Trudie last night and I'd been saving up my load all week. She didn't want to swallow so when I was about to finish I blasted my goo so hard at her eye I doubt she will be able to see in a few years. She gonna have that Lopey Left Eye.

by Scotty Nice May 16, 2023

Tijuana Sushi

When you pull into port in the Coast Guard and attend a “gentlemen’s club” and proceed to get shitfaced and eat the backside of a whore, coating your face in wet slimy bacteria filled pussy and ass juice.

Yo I got so drunk at Senorita Slippy’s last night in port and this whore Trudie backed her ass and pussy in my face. I ate the shit out of it and It was like eating some spoiled Tijuana sushi.

by Scotty Nice October 25, 2019

Pearl Jammed

When you find out your friend, who loves Pearl Jam, likes when his wife jams a strand of fake pearls up his ass and yanks them out before entering him from behind with a dildo.

Last night Trudie Pearl Jammed me before hammering me with the Peony Push. It was so glorious.

by Scotty Nice February 6, 2021

Sexy slide

When you first slide your meat stick into her honey hole after getting her all wet and ready.

We were gettin all hot and heavy and then I gave her the sexy slide and she felt my wrath.

by Scotty Nice September 5, 2019

Robert O'Neill

The first time having sex with your girlfriend. You have meticulously planned every part of the event down to the most minute detail. It finally happens and it is executed with perfection, though your mind was hazy, and all you know is that it ended with a head shot.

I finally had sex with Trudie last night. It ended up being a Robert O'Neill, but it was great and I can't wait to do it again.

by Scotty Nice December 11, 2019