tuned to the moon

Someone who is either an idiot, or spends too much time taking drugs. Someone who shows signs of minimal intelligence and/or common sense.

This phrase can be used in an offensive or a friendly context.
"Look at that prick, he's fuckin tuned to the moon, so he is"

"Ah've goat my giro, ah'm gonna be well tuned tae the moon the night so ah am"
by Scott T The Silver fox January 23, 2004
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jaikie

In Scotland, someone of unclean, possibly shifty, appearance. Tramps and alcoholics are commonly referred to as jaikies up here.

Can also be used as a term to describe an ugly woman.
When commenting on unclean people:

"Look at the state of that jaikie!"

"What a jaikie bastard"

When insulting a woman:
"You're jaikie as fuck! Scoot, ya fuckin ugly nugget afore ah slap ye wan"
by Scott T The Silver fox January 23, 2004
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whoremaster

A whoremaster can refer to a pimp or a man who prefers to shag women of easy virtue (e.g. tarts/ prostitutes)
"That guy will shag anything man. He's a right fuckin whoremaster"

"Take yer bags and fuck off out of my house, ya whoremasterin' bastard!"
by Scott T The Silver fox January 23, 2004
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trumpet

In Scotland, a trumpet is an idiot/arsehole/dick. You can use trumpet in an offensive and friendly context.
Offensive: "Hey you ya fuckin trumpet - whit the fuck ur you daein?"

Friendly: "Yu're such a trumpet man!"
by Scott T The Silver fox January 23, 2004
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plamf

In Scotland, a plamf is a derogatory term meaning idiot. Depending on the context, you can use plamf as an extreme insult to passers-by, or in gentle banter between male friends.
Offensive:
"Whit ur u lookin at, ya plamf"

Gentle ribbing between friends:
"Oh c'mon ya plamf, lets get up tae the dancin"
by Scott T the silver fox January 23, 2004
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nugget

In Scotland, a nugget means "idiot" in it's purest term. You can use nugget in both an offensive and friendly context.
Offensive: "Whit u lookin at, ya fuckin nugget"

Friendly: "Aw, dinnae be a nugget man, lets gan get some drink"
by Scott T The Silver fox January 23, 2004
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hoormaster

"You're such a hoormaster, min"
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