Definitions by Scott Scruton

Phallus 

Penis shaped object, thing or person.

Nelsons Column

Phallus by Scott Scruton February 4, 2003

Spike 

An absolute ledgend.

Spike from Notting Hill.

Spike by Scott Scruton February 4, 2003

Aura 

Something Will Rastall in Leeds thinks can form round ones mouth after drinking juice.

Blackcurrent around ur mouth.

Aura by Scott Scruton February 4, 2003

Awub 

Noise made when consuming food.

Look at that turkey I might take a bite, AWUP!

Awub by Scott Scruton February 4, 2003