Definitions by Scott Friday

2 & 2 

To figure out and come to a conclusion. Usually in reference to something incredibly simple.

Guy 1: What's taking you so long?
Guy 2: I can't remember which key locks the deadbolt.
Guy 1: Well 2 & 2 that shit, I wanna hit the bars while we're young.

2 & 2 by Scott Friday December 18, 2008

pad the wad 

To eat something before drinking alcohol, in an attempt to keep from getting too drunk and/or sick.

We can go to Tim's birthday party as soon as I pad the wad. I'm not going to a kegger on an empty stomach.

pad the wad by Scott Friday December 18, 2008

cock choke 

The (physically impossible) act of wrapping one's penis around another person's neck in order to strangle him/her. Often used jokingly as an exaggerated threat.

If you don't stop changing the radio station in my car, I'm going to cock choke you.

cock choke by Scott Friday December 18, 2008

Fuck Fu 

The sensual art of combat intercourse.

After arguing tirelessly all day, my girlfriend and I decided to go into the bedroom and settle the matter using Fuck Fu.

Fuck Fu by Scott Friday December 17, 2008