Scott 's definitions

Swifty

When one bends over in the standing position and then another runs, and jumps hands and head first into his/her gaping asshole.

Person#1: Holy dogshit dude, your asshole is like 24 inches wide!
Person#2: Yeh, last night I dropped a penny and when I bent down to pick it up this fully shaved, naked, lubed asian guy gave me a swifty.
Person#1: Gaping.

by Scott July 24, 2004

chubstitute

A hot substitute teacher.

I had a chubstitute teacher in History today

by scott March 2, 2004

bluey

A Liverpudlian way to say a £10 note.

Got Change Of A Bluey So I Can Buy That Gram 'O' Weed Kidda!

by Scott February 28, 2005

Scrump

To bang, or rub up against.

OW! I scrumped my knee on the wall.

by Scott January 1, 2005

co-op

a fun way to play the greatest game on earth, Halo. other examples include split-screen, single player, and x-box live

dude, lets do co-op (ladedadeda filler for the 20 letter limit)

by scott December 1, 2004

ebay

The shit. Ebay is so totally awesome.

Ebay is so awesome I want to crap my pants.

by Scott June 18, 2003

Maku

Maku the strongest the best of the best

Damn your maku strong bro!!!

by Scott February 10, 2005