Definitions by Schmucky The Cat

software engineer

Euphemism for unemployed. It's a useful title to give women in clubs instead of admitting that you spend all day playing Xbox games. Many people think software engineers make a lot of money.

"Hi, can I buy you a drink?"
"Sure, what's your name and what do you do?"
"I'm George, I'm a software engineer."
"Oh, really!"

software engineer by Schmucky The Cat January 31, 2004

The 

Slang: used as an article when it's not necessary for extra slovenlyness and that ESL feel.

The George went on with his bad self.
That club is the real though.

The by Schmucky The Cat January 29, 2004

bizzly 

Form of bitch.

Shut the fuck up bizzly ass bitch.

bizzly by Schmucky The Cat January 29, 2004

splib

Derogatory term for African-Americans that also includes a back-handed compliment on someone's exemplary skills.

That splib knocked me out with one punch.
as opposed to:
That nigga couldn't hit me if he tried.

splib by Schmucky The Cat December 12, 2003

schmucky

Yiddish slang relating to the penis.

You schmuck, you're a schmuck. You fucking schmucky schmuck.

schmucky by Schmucky The Cat August 26, 2003