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When a really ugly and/or nerdy and/or fat and/or smelly person invades your personal space and wants to intimately get to know you.
"OH look at poor Sue. that really ugly fat guy with zits erupting all over his face has pressed her into a corner and is trying to grope her. We'd better do a rescue mission because he's getting up gross and personal."
by Scarlett.007 February 6, 2010
Get the up gross and personal mug."How do you expect me to keep it up when you keep making all those ridiculous jokes? I've got the worst case of laughter interruptus I've ever suffered."
by Scarlett.007 February 6, 2010
Get the laughter interruptus mug.Louise is so panicked about making a good impression on her new boyfriend's mother, she has not only washed every window , polished every kitchen utensil and ironed the curtains, she's now scrubbing the bathroom with a toothbrush! She's in a total state of hypercrazia.
by Scarlett.007 February 7, 2010
Get the hypercrazia mug.The time of the morning, just on dawn when the noise of birds screeching across the sky and screaming from the trees is so
loud it wakes people out of their drink-induced comas.
loud it wakes people out of their drink-induced comas.
My head was thumping with the most massive hangover and I'd only
crawled into bed 30 minutes earlier when the noisiest bird time I've
ever heard made it impossible to sleep.
crawled into bed 30 minutes earlier when the noisiest bird time I've
ever heard made it impossible to sleep.
by Scarlett.007 February 7, 2010
Get the bird time mug.We specially hired a baby grand piano to be played at our charity concert, but the piano they delivered was sooo tiny it was surely only a foetal grand.
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