Scarlett.007's definitions
by Scarlett.007 January 5, 2009
Get the left-awaysmug. When a really ugly and/or nerdy and/or fat and/or smelly person invades your personal space and wants to intimately get to know you.
"OH look at poor Sue. that really ugly fat guy with zits erupting all over his face has pressed her into a corner and is trying to grope her. We'd better do a rescue mission because he's getting up gross and personal."
by Scarlett.007 February 6, 2010
Get the up gross and personalmug. by Scarlett.007 January 5, 2009
Get the take-oversmug. We specially hired a baby grand piano to be played at our charity concert, but the piano they delivered was sooo tiny it was surely only a foetal grand.
by Scarlett.007 July 10, 2010
Get the foetal grandmug. "How do you expect me to keep it up when you keep making all those ridiculous jokes? I've got the worst case of laughter interruptus I've ever suffered."
by Scarlett.007 February 6, 2010
Get the laughter interruptusmug. He has a severe case of Cripplephobia; if he gets a scratch on his leg he's sure it's getting gangrenous and will need amputation, and if his vision is blurred after a heavy night on the booze, he's sure his retinas have detached and he's going blind.
by Scarlett.007 October 4, 2012
Get the Cripplephobiamug. Louise is so panicked about making a good impression on her new boyfriend's mother, she has not only washed every window , polished every kitchen utensil and ironed the curtains, she's now scrubbing the bathroom with a toothbrush! She's in a total state of hypercrazia.
by Scarlett.007 February 7, 2010
Get the hypercraziamug.