Scarlett.007's definitions

bird time

The time of the morning, just on dawn when the noise of birds screeching across the sky and screaming from the trees is so

loud it wakes people out of their drink-induced comas.

My head was thumping with the most massive hangover and I'd only

crawled into bed 30 minutes earlier when the noisiest bird time I've

ever heard made it impossible to sleep.

by Scarlett.007 February 7, 2010

foetal grand

A baby grand piano that is so tiny it is more of a foetus than a baby.

We specially hired a baby grand piano to be played at our charity concert, but the piano they delivered was sooo tiny it was surely only a foetal grand.

by Scarlett.007 July 10, 2010

laughter interruptus

When the act of sexual intercourse is interrupted by the laughter of one or both participants.

"How do you expect me to keep it up when you keep making all those ridiculous jokes? I've got the worst case of laughter interruptus I've ever suffered."

by Scarlett.007 February 6, 2010

take-overs

The left-overs from take-aways which you bring with you to a friend's place.

I didn't have time to pick anything up, so I took the Chinese take-overs from dinner last night.

by Scarlett.007 January 5, 2009

Crippophobia

Fear of disabled people or disability

He was yet another politician suffering from Crippophobia and refused to speak with me or even shake my hand in case my disability was contagious.

by Scarlett.007 October 4, 2012

up gross and personal

When a really ugly and/or nerdy and/or fat and/or smelly person invades your personal space and wants to intimately get to know you.

"OH look at poor Sue. that really ugly fat guy with zits erupting all over his face has pressed her into a corner and is trying to grope her. We'd better do a rescue mission because he's getting up gross and personal."

by Scarlett.007 February 6, 2010

Quaussie

Having some resemblance to an Australian
Partly or to some degree or partially similar to an Australian
Foreigners, tourists, immigrants and those who feel themselves to be Aussies but do not totally fit the criteria e.g. those who refuse to eat Vegemite or beetroot on their burgers, or drink beer, or don't understand what "bringing a plate" means, or what lamingtons are, or an Esky is, or watch the footy, or mow the lawn in thongs are only quasi Aussies, not fair dinkum Aussies.

My husband might be an Australian citizen, and might have lived in Australia for the last 20 years, but he is still a Quaussie. He refuses to eat Vegemite sandwiches, or a burger with beetroot on it and still thinks when the football is advertised he will be able to watch a soccer match!

by Scarlett.007 January 6, 2009