sigoloch

Ugly asshole that looks like Uncle Fester

Sigoloch had sex with a broom.

by Sarge January 04, 2003

sigoloch

A dirty nutsack that has teeth that resemble gumballs. Also has eyes with huge brown circles around them, resembling bagels.

Get your fucking gumballs over here and scrub my toilet you dirty Sigoloch.

by Sarge October 24, 2003

Retard-athalon

Mentally deficient people running around pretending to be athletes in dumbed down events where "everybody wins", no matter how many hours it takes them to complete the 100 inch dash.

see: Special Olympics

Billy got a gold medal for his 45th place finish in ball-bearing-put at the retard-athalon.

by Sarge November 10, 2003

Sodalitas

A horribly ambitious game that will probably never be finished. Also known as "So damn leet ass" and "Soda liters"

"We need to LAN so we can work on sodalitas."

by Sarge October 22, 2003

totally spies

totally stupid. most retarded show ever.

the only thing cartoon network has ever done wrong. made by guys, so why is it so gay?

by Sarge January 09, 2005

hamster.duct-tape

The end of the world.
Full name, alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.bestiality.hamster.duct-tape.d

I was browsing the newsgroups for hamster duct-tape bestiality.

by Sarge October 22, 2003

wossum

A Nocternal creature that only stay up long enought to collect light for its' crazy physics experiment.

The Wossum awakes!

by Sarge February 19, 2004