Definitions by Sarge

wossum 

A Nocternal creature that only stay up long enought to collect light for its' crazy physics experiment.

The Wossum awakes!

wossum by Sarge February 19, 2004

Retard-athalon 

Mentally deficient people running around pretending to be athletes in dumbed down events where "everybody wins", no matter how many hours it takes them to complete the 100 inch dash.

see: Special Olympics

Billy got a gold medal for his 45th place finish in ball-bearing-put at the retard-athalon.

Retard-athalon by Sarge November 10, 2003

sigoloch 

A dirty nutsack that has teeth that resemble gumballs. Also has eyes with huge brown circles around them, resembling bagels.

Get your fucking gumballs over here and scrub my toilet you dirty Sigoloch.

sigoloch by Sarge October 24, 2003

gaper 

One that can successfully insert all 10 fingers into their anal port.

Holy shit, his fingertips are covered in shit! What a fucking gaper!

gaper by sarge October 24, 2003

Sodalitas

A horribly ambitious game that will probably never be finished. Also known as "So damn leet ass" and "Soda liters"

"We need to LAN so we can work on sodalitas."

Sodalitas by Sarge October 22, 2003

hamster.duct-tape 

The end of the world.
Full name, alt.binaries.pictures.erotica.bestiality.hamster.duct-tape.d

I was browsing the newsgroups for hamster duct-tape bestiality.

hamster.duct-tape by Sarge October 22, 2003

Etna 

Vassal of Laharl, and possibly the sexiest demon in the netherworld, short of the succubus

"Wow, Etna just killed like 20 people while remaining strangely sexy"

Etna by Sarge October 22, 2003