by sarasplayroom.com May 29, 2010
A black man who dates and has sexual encounters only with white women, primarily UK slang, attributed to mainly black athletes who are known to date the hottest white UK glamour models, actresses, singers, reality tv stars, etc. Usually, the blacker is also known to be well-endowed and sought out by these women as desirable sexually, but also financially due to their wealth. Blacker is a noun, not a verb or adjective.
He is a total blacker, never dates black women, never even looks at them. His white girlfriends are his trophies.
by sarasplayroom.com January 28, 2010
A condition caused by watching too much Jersey Shore or going to clubs infested with too many guidos and guidettes. Similar to zombie-ism. Orange spray tan may rub off on you, you may find yourself doing the guido first pump, turning up your collar on your white shirt, talking like a douche or picking up skanky bleached blondes or guidettes.
One dude to another: I have a ranging hangover and I woke up with my bluetooth in my ear and there was orange spray tan on my white shirt and the collar was up! WTF!!
Another: We can never go to that club again. You've got guidosis. Jump in the shower and scrub down now!
Another: We can never go to that club again. You've got guidosis. Jump in the shower and scrub down now!
by sarasplayroom.com October 19, 2010
The dreaded annual exam to the Gynecologist to examine the tuna in extreme close-up to perform the annual tune-up with barbaric metal instruments
Girl #1: I can't get fucked tonite
Girl #2: Why?
Girl #1: Tuna Tune-up tomorrow
Girl #2: Oh then just do a lot of drinking instead
Girl #2: Why?
Girl #1: Tuna Tune-up tomorrow
Girl #2: Oh then just do a lot of drinking instead
by sarasplayroom.com January 16, 2010
The battle cry of the Cougar who chooses a hairstyle featuring bangs to lessen the need for Botox to treat forehead and eye area wrinkles.
My Mom just got her hair cut and went with bangs! It makes her look so much younger naturally. She said her hairdresser told her: Bangs not Botox!
by sarasplayroom.com November 22, 2009
The type of swimming pool that attracts hot chicks a/k/a pussies to a pool party or to hang out by the pool. Pools with built in spas, custom shapes, fountains, waterfalls, water slides, built in wave action or hotel or resort pools with different themes are especially known to attract pussies.
One guy to another: Danny is having a pool party at his place Saturday nite
Another: Major pussy pool! There will definitely be plenty of hot pussy action at his party.
Another: Major pussy pool! There will definitely be plenty of hot pussy action at his party.
by sarasplayroom.com November 23, 2009
Post Orgasmic Torture. When a girl or guy continues to jerk or suck on a guy's dick after he orgasms when it's ultra-sensitive and thus feels like torture or when a girl or guy continues to use a vibrator or other sextoy or tongue on a girl's clit after she orgasms when it's ultra-sensitive and thus feels like torture. But torture of a good variety ;-)
Girl #1: I gave Jason some P.O.T. last nite
Girl #2: You gave him weed?
Girl #1: No I kept sucking his dick after he came and he was like convulsing, it was torture, but he loved it
Girl #2: You gave him weed?
Girl #1: No I kept sucking his dick after he came and he was like convulsing, it was torture, but he loved it
by sarasplayroom.com January 20, 2011