SarahKelly 's definitions

Army crawl

While in missionary and you’re not sure if she’ll swallow, you quickly slide up to her face and finish in her mouth.

My new girl asked for breakfast in bed, but she’s no good, so I decided she deserved an army crawl instead.

by SarahKelly June 16, 2019

Over dicking

When someone takes it too far over the edge

Jason kept over dicking it by bragging how he made more money than the rest of us.

by SarahKelly September 29, 2019

Ass mullet

Business in the front party in the rear. When your ass hair sticks out 6+ inches when your balls are trimmed nice.

Jason offered an ass mullet hair for dental floss it’s that long.

by SarahKelly April 19, 2020

Boner clap

V. After a stellar blow job, you slap your flaccid cock on her face in congratulations.

Jennifer gave such a great blowie, she deserved a good boner clap.

by SarahKelly April 19, 2020

Re-bang

When your ex of three years thinks you should re-bang Bc the sex was so good

Jeremy tried to go other places but realized they should re-bang nexuses Tracy is amazing

by SarahKelly June 13, 2020

Cleveland Eastwood

When a man wakes up w a woman shitting on his chest w a gun in her hand.

This morning I woke up to my gf giving me a Cleveland Eastwood, I’m buying a ring this afternoon.

by SarahKelly September 20, 2020

Clitarupter

The female term for a cockblocker.

I was getting close to move in on this hot guy when my clitarupter bff needed me to bum a cigarette for him.

by SarahKelly April 18, 2017