8 definitions by SarahKelly

Cleveland Eastwood

When a man wakes up w a woman shitting on his chest w a gun in her hand.

This morning I woke up to my gf giving me a Cleveland Eastwood, I’m buying a ring this afternoon.

by SarahKelly September 20, 2020

Jason kept over dicking it by bragging how he made more money than the rest of us.

by SarahKelly September 30, 2019

While in missionary and you’re not sure if she’ll swallow, you quickly slide up to her face and finish in her mouth.

My new girl asked for breakfast in bed, but she’s no good, so I decided she deserved an army crawl instead.

by SarahKelly June 17, 2019

When your ex of three years thinks you should re-bang Bc the sex was so good

Jeremy tried to go other places but realized they should re-bang nexuses Tracy is amazing

by SarahKelly June 14, 2020

A mom with game to pick up and tease hot men.

She overhead him call her a milf to his friends so showed him what great mame she had. He’s been wanting her ever since.

by SarahKelly May 8, 2018

Business in the front party in the rear. When your ass hair sticks out 6+ inches when your balls are trimmed nice.

Jason offered an ass mullet hair for dental floss it’s that long.

by SarahKelly April 19, 2020

V. After a stellar blow job, you slap your flaccid cock on her face in congratulations.

Jennifer gave such a great blowie, she deserved a good boner clap.

by SarahKelly April 19, 2020