by Sarah Smiles January 24, 2019

by Sarah Smiles February 13, 2019

The NFTSOA was founded on December 5, 2018, by students at Marvin Ridge Middle School with the ultimate goal of world domination via flamethrowing taser. The flamethrowing taser is a cross between a flamethrower and a taser. They want to develop a flamethrowing taser, conquer the world, and sell flamethrowing tasers on the black market. But then the club got rejected. #depression
Person 1: Let's go join the National Flamethrowing Taser Society of America
Person 2: Yeah, let's conquer the world!
Person 1: It's such excellent world domination via flamethrowing taser club
Person 2: Yeah, we can sell flamethrowing tasers on the black market
Person 2: Yeah, let's conquer the world!
Person 1: It's such excellent world domination via flamethrowing taser club
Person 2: Yeah, we can sell flamethrowing tasers on the black market
by Sarah Smiles January 31, 2019

A song by Panic! at the Disco about Brendon Urie's wife. Also what I convinced all my teachers to call me at school.
Sarah smiles like Sarah doesn't care,
She lives in her world, so unaware.
Does she know that my destiny lies with her?
She lives in her world, so unaware.
Does she know that my destiny lies with her?
by Sarah Smiles January 15, 2019

by Sarah Smiles January 15, 2019

the last episode of VLD, aka the unspeakable shitshow, aka the thing we are all currently trying to erase from our retinas
by Sarah Smiles May 07, 2021

A teacher form of the best band in the universe Panic! at the Disco made up by students at Marvin Ridge Middle School and hopefully established by the teachers
by Sarah Smiles January 15, 2019
