When you're wiping your ass with cheap toilet paper and your finer pops through it so you and up touching your ass hole.
"I was proud of the giant dump I took until I wiped and gave myself a finger wave, then I just felt a little insulted by my own ass."
by Sarah Lambert February 27, 2008
A)slang for cocaine or meth
B)used for cooking, esp cakes and breads
C)what you use to roll a really fat chick in while searching for the wet spot where you're supposed to stick your dick.
B)used for cooking, esp cakes and breads
C)what you use to roll a really fat chick in while searching for the wet spot where you're supposed to stick your dick.
A)If we're going clubbing we should pick up some flour on the way.
B)This bread recipe calls for one and a half bags of flour.
C)I was so wasted last night that the girl I took home was so fat I had to roll her up in flour and aim for the wet spot!
B)This bread recipe calls for one and a half bags of flour.
C)I was so wasted last night that the girl I took home was so fat I had to roll her up in flour and aim for the wet spot!
by Sarah Lambert March 05, 2008
That big white-ass porn star with the coke can dick was peter puffing that black guy with the giant donkey dong.
by Sarah Lambert March 06, 2008
A fart or poo that makes a sound resembling that of a machine gun being fired.
*Featured on an episode of Beavis and Butthead.
*Featured on an episode of Beavis and Butthead.
I was sitting on the crapper and let out an awesome machine gunner! I think the guy in the stall next to me hit the deck!
by Sarah Lambert February 27, 2008
when you have a big fat wad of money and it looks like you have alot of cash, buts its really all mostly ones and maybe some fives.
by Sarah Lambert March 04, 2008
the sheepish lion, jeez, dont you people watch cartoons?
Lambert was a lion raised by a sheep mommy and the rest of the herd of sheep.
and no he did not eat them.
Lambert was a lion raised by a sheep mommy and the rest of the herd of sheep.
and no he did not eat them.
by Sarah Lambert March 06, 2008
A play on the restaurant name "Fogo De Chao" (pronounced FOE-GO DAY CHOW).
It pretty much means what it sounds like-
fugo meaning fucking ugly, or fat and ugly; and cow meaning big fat heifer.
I made it up to describe a bitch that I have extreme dislike for.
It pretty much means what it sounds like-
fugo meaning fucking ugly, or fat and ugly; and cow meaning big fat heifer.
I made it up to describe a bitch that I have extreme dislike for.
by Sarah Lambert March 04, 2008