coke can clan

The men of this world that have thick dicks, resembling a coke can.

My husband is head of the coke can clan because his penis is spectacular!

by Sarah Lambert March 05, 2008

birth some chocolate lab puppies

to take a poo.

to deficate.

release excriment from one's bowels

I had to cut the conversation short so I could go birth some chocolate lab puppies

by Sarah Lambert March 04, 2008

jewish bank roll

when you have a big fat wad of money and it looks like you have alot of cash, buts its really all mostly ones and maybe some fives.

I bet that stripper is going home with a jewish bank roll tonight!

by Sarah Lambert March 04, 2008

emo swoop

Worst and most trendy haircut ever.
Hair hangs down and usually to the side, covering either one eye or most of the face.

Person1: I am so sick of seeing all these emo kids with their emo swoops, they all look the same despite their efforts to be different.

Person2: Whatever, the less of their faces you can see the better!

by Sarah Lambert March 05, 2008

skeeter

A kind of trick you can do with your dick and balls (not that I have a dick and balls, but my boyfriend does)

When you twist your junk around so that your balls are on top of your dick and you put a little dot on each ball to look like eyes, and with the dick hanging right in the middle like a snout so that it looks like a mosquito. Hence the name skeeter

He showed me the goat so I had to give him a good gander at my skeeter!

by Sarah Lambert March 03, 2008

dick collar

When the penis is soft, the dick collar is the loose skin that bunches up around the base of the head, or neck, of the penis.
Thus creating a collar-like appearance around the base of the head.

Man, I got my dick collar caught in my zipper! It hurt like a mofo!

by Sarah Lambert April 04, 2008

chain check

When you yank on somebody's wallet chain and yell 'CHAIN CHECK'

This ensures that their wallet chain is in good condition and properly doing its job.

Circa 1997 (my 8th grade year, back when me and my little friends wore wallet chains)

I chain checked him and his shitty ass wallet chain straight broke off his beltloop!

by Sarah Lambert March 10, 2008