Sarah Lambert's definitions

peter puffing

the act of sucking a dick, more often than not homosexually.

That big white-ass porn star with the coke can dick was peter puffing that black guy with the giant donkey dong.

by Sarah Lambert March 6, 2008

machine gunner

A fart or poo that makes a sound resembling that of a machine gun being fired.

*Featured on an episode of Beavis and Butthead.

I was sitting on the crapper and let out an awesome machine gunner! I think the guy in the stall next to me hit the deck!

by Sarah Lambert February 27, 2008

emo swoop

Worst and most trendy haircut ever.
Hair hangs down and usually to the side, covering either one eye or most of the face.

Person1: I am so sick of seeing all these emo kids with their emo swoops, they all look the same despite their efforts to be different.

Person2: Whatever, the less of their faces you can see the better!

by Sarah Lambert March 5, 2008

skeeter

A kind of trick you can do with your dick and balls (not that I have a dick and balls, but my boyfriend does)

When you twist your junk around so that your balls are on top of your dick and you put a little dot on each ball to look like eyes, and with the dick hanging right in the middle like a snout so that it looks like a mosquito. Hence the name skeeter

He showed me the goat so I had to give him a good gander at my skeeter!

by Sarah Lambert March 3, 2008

birth some chocolate lab puppies

to take a poo.

to deficate.

release excriment from one's bowels

I had to cut the conversation short so I could go birth some chocolate lab puppies

by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008

pick a flap and fuck it

What one is forced to do when trying to have sex with an obese female, and does not have any flour handy to roll her in to help search for the wet spot.

Pick a random flap of fat and proceed to fuck it.

I was so drunk last night I went home with a fat chick and I had to pick a flap and fuck it!

by Sarah Lambert March 5, 2008

pizza tits

Tits that have big giant pepperoni nipples

guy 1:"Man, look at the size of those nipples!"
guy 2:"Damn, those are totally pizza tits!"

by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008