Definitions by Sarah Lambert

skeeter 

A kind of trick you can do with your dick and balls (not that I have a dick and balls, but my boyfriend does)

When you twist your junk around so that your balls are on top of your dick and you put a little dot on each ball to look like eyes, and with the dick hanging right in the middle like a snout so that it looks like a mosquito. Hence the name skeeter

He showed me the goat so I had to give him a good gander at my skeeter!

skeeter by Sarah Lambert March 3, 2008

clown beef 

Slang for marijuana.
Developed by Teresa and myself, way back in the day when we were freshman in high school (1998).

We're going to the beach tomorrow, so don't forget to pack the clown beef and some papers.

clown beef by Sarah Lambert March 3, 2008

ass quief 

When two homosexual males are having butt sex and the guy taking it up the ass cuts a fart. Some people find it debateable whether or not it is a fart or a quief, so I'm just calling it an ass quief.

"Oh my gawd, so we were doing the nasty last night, and I was all putting it in Jeff's butt when he let out an enormous ass quief! Then I had to stop because I went limp."

ass quief by Sarah Lambert February 29, 2008

doo-doo shoot 

The doo-doo shoot consists of the lower part of your colon and your butt hole. Its the trail your poop goes down prior to exiting the butt hole.

"My doctor reccomended colonic irrigation and then I wondered just how dirty my doo-doo shoot really is."

doo-doo shoot by Sarah Lambert February 29, 2008

fingerless shocker 

When you punch someone in the taint. Same suprising/painful effect as the shocker only minus the penetration factor.

"I had to get him back for fucking with my nuts somehow, so I gave him the fingerless shocker!"

fingerless shocker by Sarah Lambert February 27, 2008

amazon princess 

An amazon girl/woman who happens to be attractive despite her freakishly large stature or overly muscular body.

"That was a huge bitch, but I'd still make her my amazon princess and let her slap me around!"

amazon princess by Sarah Lambert February 27, 2008

finger wave 

When you're wiping your ass with cheap toilet paper and your finer pops through it so you and up touching your ass hole.

"I was proud of the giant dump I took until I wiped and gave myself a finger wave, then I just felt a little insulted by my own ass."

finger wave by Sarah Lambert February 27, 2008