Sarah Lambert's definitions

chicken hawk

like a mohawk, only instead of going all the way down the back of the head, it stops where a fade would.

Look at that douchebag with his chicken hawk! those only look good on toddlers!

by Sarah Lambert March 6, 2008

coke can clan

The men of this world that have thick dicks, resembling a coke can.

My husband is head of the coke can clan because his penis is spectacular!

by Sarah Lambert March 5, 2008

duck sauce

Semen, especially when it comes from duck sausage.

Dude:Do you like duck sausage?

Chick:Naw, I just like the sauce, duck sauce that is!

by Sarah Lambert March 5, 2008

pick a flap and fuck it

What one is forced to do when trying to have sex with an obese female, and does not have any flour handy to roll her in to help search for the wet spot.

Pick a random flap of fat and proceed to fuck it.

I was so drunk last night I went home with a fat chick and I had to pick a flap and fuck it!

by Sarah Lambert March 5, 2008

roll you up in flour

what a guy does to find the vag on an obese chick.

NOTE:when one has no flour handy they must pick a flap and fuck it

You're so fat if i was going to have sex with you I'd have to roll you up in flour and aim for the wet spot!

by Sarah Lambert March 5, 2008

protopipe

Brandname and type of self contained pipe.
Has many unique features including a swiveling removeable (with alan wrench) bowl cover, screenless bowl, poker that is also used to clean the pipe and remove "tar" (resin) trap, chamber to store extra pot, and removable "tar" (resin) trap at the bottom of the bowl for easy cleaning/unclogging.
Very handy indeed

When I carry my protopipe around with me I never have to look for a poker, my bowl never spills, and I can carry around some extra sum-sum in the chamber for when the bowl gets cashed.

I love my protopipe

by Sarah Lambert March 5, 2008

dosier

pot, reefer, weed, etc.

If we're going on a road trip then Imma need to pick up some dosier.

by Sarah Lambert March 5, 2008