Sarah Lambert's definitions

triple nipple

When someone has their nipple(s) pierced and you can see the balls of the jewelry through their clothing, making it appear as if they have three nipples on each titty (or pec).

See also triple nipple syndrome

My friend has to wear padded bras since she got her nips pierced to avoid having triple nipple syndrome.

by Sarah Lambert March 6, 2008

doo-doo shoot

The doo-doo shoot consists of the lower part of your colon and your butt hole. Its the trail your poop goes down prior to exiting the butt hole.

"My doctor reccomended colonic irrigation and then I wondered just how dirty my doo-doo shoot really is."

by Sarah Lambert February 29, 2008

birth some chocolate lab puppies

to take a poo.

to deficate.

release excriment from one's bowels

I had to cut the conversation short so I could go birth some chocolate lab puppies

by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008

fingerless shocker

When you punch someone in the taint. Same suprising/painful effect as the shocker only minus the penetration factor.

"I had to get him back for fucking with my nuts somehow, so I gave him the fingerless shocker!"

by Sarah Lambert February 27, 2008

punk as fuck

Not giving a fuck...

Not giving a fuck if you are punk or not.

Not fucking caring what other people think.

Not giving a damn if you look punk or not.

Knowing that punk is an attitude...
not how you dress or do your hair,
not what kind of music you listen to,
not who you hang out with,
not how much you drink,
not what kind of drugs you do,
not if you sleep on the street or eat out of dumpsters,
not how many tattoos or piercings you have,
ITS A FUCKING ATTITUDE

That one girl didn't care that she was still in her work slacks and blouse, she still went to the Murder Junkies show not caring what kind of weird looks she got... that was punk as fuck, I think it made her more punk than the people who spent an hour putting up their hawks and chaos spikes.

by Sarah Lambert March 6, 2008

shim hole

1.)What a shim has in place of genitalia.

2.)Also can be used as an insult.

1.)Tim and Mark are total shims, I bet they sit around and play with each others' shim holes all day!

2.)I kicked him out of my house because he was being a total shim hole.

by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008

chain check

When you yank on somebody's wallet chain and yell 'CHAIN CHECK'

This ensures that their wallet chain is in good condition and properly doing its job.

Circa 1997 (my 8th grade year, back when me and my little friends wore wallet chains)

I chain checked him and his shitty ass wallet chain straight broke off his beltloop!

by Sarah Lambert March 10, 2008