Sarah Lambert's definitions

post up

A)To take a shit.

B)When you have to poop and you post up on the shitter.

A)Man, I really have to post up, I need to find a bathroom soon.

B)Every morning my boyfriend posts up with his PSP for a good 30 minutes.

by Sarah Lambert March 3, 2008

corn shoot

your doo-doo shoot, consisting of your lower colon and butt hole. Named so because of the effect that eating alot of corn will have on your poo

Colonic irrigation feels great on your corn shoot!

by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008

yea-yo

slang for cocaine

He wanted me to drive him to get some yea-yo and I told him to get another ride because I dont want that shit in my car.

by Sarah Lambert March 3, 2008

doo-doo shoot

The doo-doo shoot consists of the lower part of your colon and your butt hole. Its the trail your poop goes down prior to exiting the butt hole.

"My doctor reccomended colonic irrigation and then I wondered just how dirty my doo-doo shoot really is."

by Sarah Lambert February 29, 2008

punk as fuck

Not giving a fuck...

Not giving a fuck if you are punk or not.

Not fucking caring what other people think.

Not giving a damn if you look punk or not.

Knowing that punk is an attitude...
not how you dress or do your hair,
not what kind of music you listen to,
not who you hang out with,
not how much you drink,
not what kind of drugs you do,
not if you sleep on the street or eat out of dumpsters,
not how many tattoos or piercings you have,
ITS A FUCKING ATTITUDE

That one girl didn't care that she was still in her work slacks and blouse, she still went to the Murder Junkies show not caring what kind of weird looks she got... that was punk as fuck, I think it made her more punk than the people who spent an hour putting up their hawks and chaos spikes.

by Sarah Lambert March 6, 2008

birth some chocolate lab puppies

to take a poo.

to deficate.

release excriment from one's bowels

I had to cut the conversation short so I could go birth some chocolate lab puppies

by Sarah Lambert March 4, 2008

fingerless shocker

When you punch someone in the taint. Same suprising/painful effect as the shocker only minus the penetration factor.

"I had to get him back for fucking with my nuts somehow, so I gave him the fingerless shocker!"

by Sarah Lambert February 27, 2008