Definitions by Sarah Fortino

Cozone Lair

A super cozy room or place, the cozone lair can also be a feeling.

A state of being or a place. The cozone lair is a hybrid word, comprised of two words: ‘cozy’ and ‘lair’. Can also be used and heard as ‘layer’ as in a layer of consciousness or a physical place.

I’m in my cozone lair, watching The Office while it rains and cuddling with my dog.

Cozone Lair by Sarah Fortino January 2, 2023

Offensitive 

Being sensitive to people who get offended too often.

“Please stop feeling so offended by everything. I’m very offensitive to your constant need for attention and validation”

Offensitive by Sarah Fortino April 7, 2022

Egrow 

Egrow

/ē-grōw/

Noun

1. The name of a cannabis grower’s ego after she/he has reached a minimal amount of success.

2. An inflated ego resulting from a person’s ability to plant weeds in the ground and watch them grow.

***Mostly found in Sourhern Oregon and Northern California grower populations.

Ego+grow = Egrow

Carl has such a big Egrow now that he made a little money off a few plants.

Egrow by Sarah Fortino April 1, 2019

LeBrawn Brains 

Adjective

LeBrawn Brains refers to a man who’s got the full package; strength (brawn) and intelligence (brains), whilst also referring to the uber sexy basketball player, Lebron James.

Q: “Girl, is he fine and smart?”
A: “Yes Sis, he is a total Lebrawn Brains”

LeBrawn Brains by Sarah Fortino February 13, 2019

Dry Peeve 

Verb/Noun

Experiencing the reflex of urinating. When your dog has used all of his pee to mark all of the territories possible; so when he lifts his leg, nothing comes out.

Much like a dry heave, dry peeve is the reflex without production.

My dog didn’t piss on your tree, it’s just a dry peeve.

I tried to go pee, but nothing came out. Just a dry peeve I guess.

Dry Peeve by Sarah Fortino February 12, 2019

Defensitive 

Being overly sensitive and thereby becoming defensive

Dude, you’re being super defensitive

Defensitive by Sarah Fortino January 11, 2019