postimist

A person able to see the best and worst of everything.

Gerry, a postimist could always see both the positive and negative aspects of any situation. Sure, he'd just discovered his girlfriend in bed with his best friend, but at least he wouldn't have to listen to her Radiohead cds anymore.

by sandy June 11, 2004

nards

Slang, or bawdy term for a women's breasts

Did you see the nards on her?

by Sandy February 17, 2005

not zesty

Used as a negative adjective; most often used as a criticism to imply that something is not preferred.

The dog took a crap on the couch. That is not zesty.

by Sandy May 19, 2003

Marshie

Marshmellow.

Maaaaade from the beeeest stuuuff....

by sandy July 30, 2003

nunyo

None of your business.

"How much money do you make?"

"nunyo"

by sandy September 17, 2004

sloppy seconds

Sex with someone who'd rather be with someone else, i.e., with someone whose first choice you aren't.

I got her sloppy seconds.

by Sandy September 15, 2003

Clast

A full body cast that is worn for a lifetime. Used in the event of a terrible accident or the lack thereof a skeletal structure.

Our uncle was in a clast after the motorcycle accident. Thanks to the clast, he lived a productive life.

by Sandy December 20, 2004