Sando Trouton's definitions

Jet2 Holiday

The commercial sound everyone is using now on TikTok in the same vein as 5 Gum or nestle crunch.

Person 1: "God, i just can't bring myself to sign the papers. I still love her!"
Person 2: "Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday, and right now you can save £50 per person. that's £200 off for a family of 4. we've got millions of free child place holidays available with 22kg of baggage included. book now with jet2holidays. package holidays you can trust!"
Person 1: "Okay i signed it"

by Sando Trouton September 10, 2025

french vanilla latte

This is when a person makes a Latte, but they add french vanilla into it. It's not a tax write-off.

Person 1: do you want a french vanilla latte
Person 2: oh sure i love dodging taxes

by Sando Trouton December 17, 2024

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You are so bored that you have decided to type every single character key on your keyboard, first with shift, and then without it. Then, you enter it into Urban Dictionary and read an entire definition for it, even though you know exactly what it is because you typed it.

Person 1: Yooooo guys i think i'm gonna make a definition for ~`!1@2#3$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+=QqWwEeRrTtYyUuIiOoPp{}|\AaSsDdFfGgHhJjKkLl:;"'ZzXxCcVvBbNnMm<,>.?/
Person 2: The fuck is ~`!1@2#3$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+=QqWwEeRrTtYyUuIiOoPp{}|\AaSsDdFfGgHhJjKkLl:;"'ZzXxCcVvBbNnMm<,>.?/ ?
Person 1: ~`!1@2#3$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+=QqWwEeRrTtYyUuIiOoPp{}|\AaSsDdFfGgHhJjKkLl:;"'ZzXxCcVvBbNnMm<,>.?/
Person 2: Stop saying ~`!1@2#3$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+=QqWwEeRrTtYyUuIiOoPp{}|\AaSsDdFfGgHhJjKkLl:;"'ZzXxCcVvBbNnMm<,>.?/ !
Person 1: You just said ~`!1@2#3$4%5^6&7*8(9)0_-+=QqWwEeRrTtYyUuIiOoPp{}|\AaSsDdFfGgHhJjKkLl:;"'ZzXxCcVvBbNnMm<,>.?/ .

by Sando Trouton August 27, 2023

Smut

Smut is a form of literature that includes actions which may be regarded as "sus amongus", or "lemon".

As he reached into his back pocket he felt something warm. Bringing his soft fingers closer he found he was in shared grasp with another. He whimpered at the touch, but he also felt thrilled. "You like that don't you~" says boyfriend man. "Yes it reminds me of Smut." Then they were both pregnant and he was straight up Jorkin it. Jorkin his peanits.

by Sando Trouton December 7, 2024

Christmas boyfriend

The amazing 30 year old white man who works in a candy cane farm

I'm so glad that the woman in the hallmark movie broke up with her corporate boyfriend to be with her Christmas boyfriend

by Sando Trouton December 28, 2021

Vorp

Alien texting language for "What."

"Person" 1: Zinky zoogle, zeekybooble beeble meep Forp Bogos Binted?
Person 2: Photos printed?
"Person" 1: Vorp

by Sando Trouton April 4, 2024

2006 Honda Civic

The 2006 Honda Civic is the 8th generation for the Honda Civic, which redesigned it to be more fuel efficient. The year 2006 was much better for Honda than it was for Sonic. The 2006 Honda Civic is a coupe.

Person 1: hello how is your 2006 Honda Civic
Person 2: dr jr.

by Sando Trouton April 13, 2024