when someone's control over their own body is stolen by a demonic entity, which is not r Yes it is, Christians fear me. All shall crumble in the heat of the ashes hail beezlebob hail beezlebo eal so you don't need to worry about it.
Person 1: Damn my girl gave me a wack hickey yesterday i think she might be a victim of demonic possession
Person 1: Yeah I sure did
Person 1: Yeah I sure did
by Sando Trouton December 17, 2024
Smut is a form of literature that includes actions which may be regarded as "sus amongus", or "lemon".
As he reached into his back pocket he felt something warm. Bringing his soft fingers closer he found he was in shared grasp with another. He whimpered at the touch, but he also felt thrilled. "You like that don't you~" says boyfriend man. "Yes it reminds me of Smut." Then they were both pregnant and he was straight up Jorkin it. Jorkin his peanits.
by Sando Trouton December 07, 2024
"Person" 1: Zinky zoogle, zeekybooble beeble meep Forp Bogos Binted?
Person 2: Photos printed?
"Person" 1: Vorp
Person 2: Photos printed?
"Person" 1: Vorp
by Sando Trouton April 04, 2024
Dandelion, or Taraxacum officinale, is a yellow flower that no one likes because it's ugly as shit. It typically shrivels up and then turns into dust like the husk of a plant it is, fucking disgusting. The absolute worst flower ever made, when I see dandelions I cut them to shreds with scissors. Blasphemous piss-colored weed flower goblins think they can just grow anywhere they damn well please. Fuck.
Person 1: Hi! Do you like dandelions?
Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 1: Okay then.
Dandelion: well uh i uh, i didn't like them either.. :(
Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 1: Okay then.
Dandelion: well uh i uh, i didn't like them either.. :(
by Sando Trouton December 07, 2024
by Sando Trouton December 17, 2024
I'm so glad that the woman in the hallmark movie broke up with her corporate boyfriend to be with her Christmas boyfriend
by Sando Trouton December 28, 2021
The 2006 Honda Civic is the 8th generation for the Honda Civic, which redesigned it to be more fuel efficient. The year 2006 was much better for Honda than it was for Sonic. The 2006 Honda Civic is a coupe.
by Sando Trouton April 13, 2024