Definitions by Sando Trouton
Skibidi
Originating from the scat influence behind the internet webseries Skibidi Toilet, the brainrot slang phrase "Skibidi" can be used both as a reference to the source material or as an adjective that acts as a positive modifier (a skibidi rizzler, for example, being a good rizzler; or a skibidi sigma, being a more enhanced/positive connotation to Sigma)
Skibidi by Sando Trouton September 10, 2025
Jet2 Holiday
Person 1: "God, i just can't bring myself to sign the papers. I still love her!"
Person 2: "Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday, and right now you can save £50 per person. that's £200 off for a family of 4. we've got millions of free child place holidays available with 22kg of baggage included. book now with jet2holidays. package holidays you can trust!"
Person 1: "Okay i signed it"
Person 2: "Nothing beats a Jet2 holiday, and right now you can save £50 per person. that's £200 off for a family of 4. we've got millions of free child place holidays available with 22kg of baggage included. book now with jet2holidays. package holidays you can trust!"
Person 1: "Okay i signed it"
Jet2 Holiday by Sando Trouton September 10, 2025
demonic possession
when someone's control over their own body is stolen by a demonic entity, which is not r Yes it is, Christians fear me. All shall crumble in the heat of the ashes hail beezlebob hail beezlebo eal so you don't need to worry about it.
Person 1: Damn my girl gave me a wack hickey yesterday i think she might be a victim of demonic possession
Person 1: Yeah I sure did
Person 1: Yeah I sure did
demonic possession by Sando Trouton December 17, 2024
french vanilla latte
french vanilla latte by Sando Trouton December 17, 2024
Dandelion
Dandelion, or Taraxacum officinale, is a yellow flower that no one likes because it's ugly as shit. It typically shrivels up and then turns into dust like the husk of a plant it is, fucking disgusting. The absolute worst flower ever made, when I see dandelions I cut them to shreds with scissors. Blasphemous piss-colored weed flower goblins think they can just grow anywhere they damn well please. Fuck.
Person 1: Hi! Do you like dandelions?
Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 1: Okay then.
Dandelion: well uh i uh, i didn't like them either.. :(
Person 2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Person 1: Okay then.
Dandelion: well uh i uh, i didn't like them either.. :(
Dandelion by Sando Trouton December 7, 2024
Updog
It's a metacombolical systematic package pseudo-engineering phostProject. Which is nothing much. Sup wit you?
Person 1: How did you get your PC to go so fast?
Person 2: Oh, I enabled Updog.
Person 1: what's updog?
Person 2: nothing, really.
Person 2: Oh, I enabled Updog.
Person 1: what's updog?
Person 2: nothing, really.
Updog by Sando Trouton December 7, 2024
Smut
Smut is a form of literature that includes actions which may be regarded as "sus amongus", or "lemon".
As he reached into his back pocket he felt something warm. Bringing his soft fingers closer he found he was in shared grasp with another. He whimpered at the touch, but he also felt thrilled. "You like that don't you~" says boyfriend man. "Yes it reminds me of Smut." Then they were both pregnant and he was straight up Jorkin it. Jorkin his peanits.
Smut by Sando Trouton December 7, 2024