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Logan Couture

A former NHL player who played his entire career with the San Jose Sharks. (This is a revision of the definition created on July 31st 2009.)
Pavelski, to Couture, SCOREEEEEEEE! LOGAN COUTURE!

Alec Martinez

Alec Martinez is a retired hockey player who has won 3 Stanley Cups, in one of them scoring the game winning goal (the goal iam talking about is shown in the GIF)
THE STANLEY CUP, MARTINEZ! -Doc Emerick when Alec Martinez scored the game winning goal in the 2014 Stanley Cup Finals
Can be used to refer to the author Vladimir Nabokov, or to refer to the best NHL goaltender of all time Evgeni Nabokov.
Evgeni Nabokov is the all time leader of wins in Sharks history.

Vladimir Nabokov is most famous for writing the 1955 novel Lolita.
A verb I just made that means to go crazy, derived from the 2010 Vancouver Riot after the Vancouver Canucks lost the Stanley Cup Finals against the Boston Bruins,
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Whether the Knicks win or lose the NBA Finals, New York is gonna go Vancouver.

Brent Burns

Evander Kane

As a Sharks fan, fuck Evander Kane. He got accused of abusing his wife and he has a gambling addiction. At this point just trade him to Vegas where you can gamble

Brad Marchand

Literally no one likes this guy. He literally licked a player of the Tampa Bay Lightning not once, but TWICE. Might I mention it was in the middle of the pandemic?
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