Definitions by SanJoseSharks/AnimaniacsFan
Brent Burns
Brent Burns by SanJoseSharks/AnimaniacsFan May 24, 2026
Evander Kane
As a Sharks fan, fuck Evander Kane. He got accused of abusing his wife and he has a gambling addiction. At this point just trade him to Vegas where you can gamble
Evander Kane by SanJoseSharks/AnimaniacsFan May 24, 2026
Brad Marchand
Literally no one likes this guy. He literally licked a player of the Tampa Bay Lightning not once, but TWICE. Might I mention it was in the middle of the pandemic?
Brad Marchand by SanJoseSharks/AnimaniacsFan May 24, 2026
Worker and Parasite
Well, kids, this is where you would watch Itchy and Scratchy, except they're on The Gabbo Show now. So, here's Eastern Europe's favorite cat and mouse team, Worker and Parasite!
Worker and Parasite by SanJoseSharks/AnimaniacsFan May 21, 2026