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Evander Kane

As a Sharks fan, fuck Evander Kane. He got accused of abusing his wife and he has a gambling addiction. At this point just trade him to Vegas where you can gamble

Brad Marchand

Literally no one likes this guy. He literally licked a player of the Tampa Bay Lightning not once, but TWICE. Might I mention it was in the middle of the pandemic?
Brad Marchand fucking sucks

Worker and Parasite

Eastern Europe's favorite cat and mouse team
Well, kids, this is where you would watch Itchy and Scratchy, except they're on The Gabbo Show now. So, here's Eastern Europe's favorite cat and mouse team, Worker and Parasite!
A Japanese porn website that I found when trying to see if Joe Pavelski had a website.
I tried to see if Joe Pavelski had a website, so I searched jpav8.com and turns out it's a Japanese porn website.