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Social credit score 

The score relating to the complete joke of a system (social credit) designed by China to get rid of the few personal freedoms the people of China had in the first place. This credit score system is also the reason why famous wrestler John Xina always seems to be eating China's booty cheeks and denying Taiwan exists and not calling Xi Jing Ping the stinky winnie the poo poo that he is.
Person 1, on twitter: in my opin-

Government official:

⚠ -30,000 SOCIAL CREDIT SCORE!!!! ⚠

事件已报告给中共 !!!!!!!
YOUR DATE OF EXECUTION WILL BE 11/10/2021!!!!!!
(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ

Person 1: okay :(
/hɛnˈtʌɪ/
Japanese anime pornography that often involves disgusting, immoral and illegal elements that probably will, and should, put you on the FBI watchlist. Currently it is the prevailing reason behind many Americans' desire to bomb Japan for a hopefully final time.
Synonyms: anime, degeneracy, cancer, redditor, discord moderator.
Person 1: Check out this hot new hentai bro. Instant boner material, hentai incest ftw!!!

Person 2: kys

Person 1: why bro???? :(

Person 2: because that shit's disgusting. you make me want to allahu akbar Japan for a third time

Person 1: bro... thats not very poggers or wholesome 100 of you :(
Hentai by Samueliscool223 September 29, 2021

Skittle Touch 

When everything you touch magically turns into beautiful rainbow Skittles!
Person A: no way it's the dude who has the Skittle Touch! That must be so awesome

Person B: is it awesome? Everything I touch is reduced to atoms. I have killed my friends and loved ones by simply showing affection and hugging them; my actions are the antithesis of my motives. I will never see them again. I live in perpetual dismay at the destruction and misery I have inadvertently caused. And every second of every single day I contemplate shaking my own hand. Because only then can I free myself of this miserable, painful existence. And I wish to do this to protect this world from myself, as I fear I may touch the ground and turn us all into Skittles; I am a caring man, yet I have become the manifestation of death: the destroyer of lives and inevitable obliteration of worlds.

Person A: lmao dope
Skittle Touch by Samueliscool223 September 26, 2021
Something you say when you do not wish to have a conversation with someone else. It typically ends the interaction by confusing the other person, which causes them to almost instantaneously cease conversing with you.
Person A: yo, what's up dude?
Person B: yeen
Person A: what the fuck?
yeen by Samueliscool223 September 26, 2021
Person A: Samuel is cool.
Person B: I agree; Samuel is indeed very cool.
Samuel by Samueliscool223 September 26, 2021

FACTS and LOGIC 

Something Ben Shabibo uses to own the beta libturds and sLeenpy joe!!!!
Based republican 1: lol i just watched ben shapiro destroy the DEMONrats, they are so stinky. i love donald trump and ben shabiro they are my heroes and they have IQ higher than albert ianestein!!!

2nd Based republican: yaaaaassss lmao communist libturds have been shat on by FACTS and LOGIC once again!!!! 😎 dum liberaels

and sleepy joe wen will they learn, big chungus wholesome 100 moment right here 🥵😍 facts dont care about yor fweeling liberals!!!! snowflakes LOL
FACTS and LOGIC by Samueliscool223 September 26, 2021

1,084,170 

A very special number, as it is the total number of words in the entire Harry Potter series.
Person 1: lmao dude look at this funny meme
Person 2: thats cool but don't let it distract you from the fact that the Harry Potter series contains a total of 1,084,170 words
Person 1: 🗿
1,084,170 by Samueliscool223 September 1, 2021