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/hɛnˈtʌɪ/
Japanese anime pornography that often involves disgusting, immoral and illegal elements that probably will, and should, put you on the FBI watchlist. Currently it is the prevailing reason behind many Americans' desire to bomb Japan for a hopefully final time.
Synonyms: anime, degeneracy, cancer, redditor, discord moderator.
Japanese anime pornography that often involves disgusting, immoral and illegal elements that probably will, and should, put you on the FBI watchlist. Currently it is the prevailing reason behind many Americans' desire to bomb Japan for a hopefully final time.
Synonyms: anime, degeneracy, cancer, redditor, discord moderator.
Person 1: Check out this hot new hentai bro. Instant boner material, hentai incest ftw!!!
Person 2: kys
Person 1: why bro???? :(
Person 2: because that shit's disgusting. you make me want to allahu akbar Japan for a third time
Person 1: bro... thats not very poggers or wholesome 100 of you :(
Person 2: kys
Person 1: why bro???? :(
Person 2: because that shit's disgusting. you make me want to allahu akbar Japan for a third time
Person 1: bro... thats not very poggers or wholesome 100 of you :(
by Samueliscool223 September 29, 2021
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Lawyer: your honor, my client is not guilty, nor is he lying, as he claimed he was "deadass fr fr on jah no cap"
by Samueliscool223 February 23, 2022
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*Proceeds to rapidly accelerate*
*Proceeds to rapidly accelerate*
by Samueliscool223 February 23, 2022
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The "Daddy" part of the meme-pseudonym jokingly implies Putin is having a sexual relationship with the person who is addressing Putin by this name, and is simultaenously implying Putin is a sexual deviant who has a "Daddy" fetish. In said fetish, it should be noted that there is a prominent element of control and dominance. This in turn pokes fun at the fact that in real life, it is clear Putin has an incessant desire for controlling his own populace and other nations, through military invasion as can be seen in the Ukraine situation, and through economic means.
The "Daddy" part of the meme-pseudonym jokingly implies Putin is having a sexual relationship with the person who is addressing Putin by this name, and is simultaenously implying Putin is a sexual deviant who has a "Daddy" fetish. In said fetish, it should be noted that there is a prominent element of control and dominance. This in turn pokes fun at the fact that in real life, it is clear Putin has an incessant desire for controlling his own populace and other nations, through military invasion as can be seen in the Ukraine situation, and through economic means.
Random dude on TikTok: owo wats dis?? 😳 Vladdy Daddy r u invading ukraine?!?! 🥺🥺 noooo plsss Vladdy Daddy dont invade us, ill be ur good little kwitten!!! owo hehe😍🤪😩
by Samueliscool223 March 1, 2022
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Historically, this means of communication was predominantly used by Tumblr and twitter users, 4Channers and other various types of online degenerates, and is outdated for its extremely obnoxious nature.
Historically, this means of communication was predominantly used by Tumblr and twitter users, 4Channers and other various types of online degenerates, and is outdated for its extremely obnoxious nature.
Instance of cry-typing:
Girlfriend: babe my plant just died ugh
Boyfriend, trying to smash: o::;mg bae,,,, n;o....., that plan;;;t meea nnt;;;; the wo:;;;,,,rld to m;;;e.......
i am shaak,ing and cry,,,,,ing rig,,,ht n;;ow;;;;; i can;;;t belie;;;ve thii i;;s.......
😭🥺👉👈💔💔🥵
Girlfriend:🗿
Girlfriend: babe my plant just died ugh
Boyfriend, trying to smash: o::;mg bae,,,, n;o....., that plan;;;t meea nnt;;;; the wo:;;;,,,rld to m;;;e.......
i am shaak,ing and cry,,,,,ing rig,,,ht n;;ow;;;;; i can;;;t belie;;;ve thii i;;s.......
😭🥺👉👈💔💔🥵
Girlfriend:🗿
by Samueliscool223 August 13, 2021
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Shrek (unit of time) in a sentence:
Person 1: yo free my homie, he just committed arson, kidnapped and held hostage 7 people and committed vehicular manslaughter and they gave the mf 34 years! 😤
Person 2: huh? What's that in Shreks™?
Person 1: 188109.47 Shreks™ excluding Leap Shreks™ to 8 significant figures.
Person 2: damn bro that's crazy... we live in a society yo 😞 free my nigga on god 🙏
Person 1: yo free my homie, he just committed arson, kidnapped and held hostage 7 people and committed vehicular manslaughter and they gave the mf 34 years! 😤
Person 2: huh? What's that in Shreks™?
Person 1: 188109.47 Shreks™ excluding Leap Shreks™ to 8 significant figures.
Person 2: damn bro that's crazy... we live in a society yo 😞 free my nigga on god 🙏
by Samueliscool223 August 13, 2021
Get the Shrek (unit of time) mug.The sigma male grindset refers to the the superior mindset possessed by the male at the top of the social hierarchy, also known as the sigma. This grindset is often mentioned when the sigma does something that may be considered based and redpilled. Society (runned by betas) views the Sigma as a threat. He is thus often a victim of societal ostracism for his intrinsically based nature. He is the victim of a systematic societal hate crime.
Instance of the Sigma Male Grindset:
(Low IQ beta judge): you are charged with 17 counts of corporate embezzlement. What do you have to say in your defence?
(Sigma male, representing himself like a true chad): your honour, first of all, you're a stinky poo. Second, you do not understand the grind. I must exploit the weak to maximize entertainment value, and personal gains. It is simply in my based and redpilled nature. Is that really a crime?
(Beta judge, realising his substantial error): yooo my bad, all charges dropped. Respect the grindset bro 📈
(Low IQ beta judge): you are charged with 17 counts of corporate embezzlement. What do you have to say in your defence?
(Sigma male, representing himself like a true chad): your honour, first of all, you're a stinky poo. Second, you do not understand the grind. I must exploit the weak to maximize entertainment value, and personal gains. It is simply in my based and redpilled nature. Is that really a crime?
(Beta judge, realising his substantial error): yooo my bad, all charges dropped. Respect the grindset bro 📈
by Samueliscool223 August 13, 2021
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