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Skittle Touch

When everything you touch magically turns into beautiful rainbow Skittles!
Person A: no way it's the dude who has the Skittle Touch! That must be so awesome

Person B: is it awesome? Everything I touch is reduced to atoms. I have killed my friends and loved ones by simply showing affection and hugging them; my actions are the antithesis of my motives. I will never see them again. I live in perpetual dismay at the destruction and misery I have inadvertently caused. And every second of every single day I contemplate shaking my own hand. Because only then can I free myself of this miserable, painful existence. And I wish to do this to protect this world from myself, as I fear I may touch the ground and turn us all into Skittles; I am a caring man, yet I have become the manifestation of death: the destroyer of lives and inevitable obliteration of worlds.

Person A: lmao dope
by Samueliscool223 September 26, 2021
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Hentai

/hɛnˈtʌɪ/
Japanese anime pornography that often involves disgusting, immoral and illegal elements that probably will, and should, put you on the FBI watchlist. Currently it is the prevailing reason behind many Americans' desire to bomb Japan for a hopefully final time.
Synonyms: anime, degeneracy, cancer, redditor, discord moderator.
Person 1: Check out this hot new hentai bro. Instant boner material, hentai incest ftw!!!

Person 2: kys

Person 1: why bro???? :(

Person 2: because that shit's disgusting. you make me want to allahu akbar Japan for a third time

Person 1: bro... thats not very poggers or wholesome 100 of you :(
by Samueliscool223 September 29, 2021
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Deadass

A term to stress a person's honesty. It is a complete bulletproof, irrefutable defence when being accused of lying.
Lawyer: your honor, my client is not guilty, nor is he lying, as he claimed he was "deadass fr fr on jah no cap"
by Samueliscool223 February 23, 2022
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Sicko mode

Driver: oh shit, there's some kids crossing the road, time to go sicko mode
*Proceeds to rapidly accelerate*
by Samueliscool223 February 23, 2022
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Vladdy Daddy

A meme-pseudonym for russian dictator, Vladimir Putin, that is often used in a typically satirical and tounge-in-cheek manner to plead with Putin to cease the current military invasion of Ukraine.

The "Daddy" part of the meme-pseudonym jokingly implies Putin is having a sexual relationship with the person who is addressing Putin by this name, and is simultaenously implying Putin is a sexual deviant who has a "Daddy" fetish. In said fetish, it should be noted that there is a prominent element of control and dominance. This in turn pokes fun at the fact that in real life, it is clear Putin has an incessant desire for controlling his own populace and other nations, through military invasion as can be seen in the Ukraine situation, and through economic means.
Random dude on TikTok: owo wats dis?? 😳 Vladdy Daddy r u invading ukraine?!?! 🥺🥺 noooo plsss Vladdy Daddy dont invade us, ill be ur good little kwitten!!! owo hehe😍🤪😩
by Samueliscool223 March 1, 2022
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Cry-typing

An informal, archaic method of online communication in which a person, via a social media platform or SMS text, expresses something, whilst conveying significant sadness or distress, typically signified by the excessive and incorrect usage of commas, semicolons and intentional typos throughout the message; this occurs typically to the extent that the message is nearly incomprehensible, entirely.

Historically, this means of communication was predominantly used by Tumblr and twitter users, 4Channers and other various types of online degenerates, and is outdated for its extremely obnoxious nature.
Instance of cry-typing:

Girlfriend: babe my plant just died ugh

Boyfriend, trying to smash: o::;mg bae,,,, n;o....., that plan;;;t meea nnt;;;; the wo:;;;,,,rld to m;;;e.......
i am shaak,ing and cry,,,,,ing rig,,,ht n;;ow;;;;; i can;;;t belie;;;ve thii i;;s.......
😭🥺👉👈💔💔🥵

Girlfriend:🗿
by Samueliscool223 August 13, 2021
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Shrek (unit of time)

A unit of time that is typically exactly 1 hour and 35 minutes 32 seconds, the same length as the movie, Shrek (2001), invented by PornHub user and prominent intellectual, HertogJ. As the movie will be an additional second in length for certain DVD players, which is approximately one in every 9.807 DVDs, Leap Shreks™ must be included when measuring time with this unit. One Leap Shrek™ is equal to 95 minutes and 33 seconds, and occurs once every 9.807 (typically rounded to 9.81 or 10) Shreks™.
Shrek (unit of time) in a sentence:

Person 1: yo free my homie, he just committed arson, kidnapped and held hostage 7 people and committed vehicular manslaughter and they gave the mf 34 years! 😤
Person 2: huh? What's that in Shreks™?
Person 1: 188109.47 Shreks™ excluding Leap Shreks™ to 8 significant figures.
Person 2: damn bro that's crazy... we live in a society yo 😞 free my nigga on god 🙏
by Samueliscool223 August 13, 2021
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