Definitions by Sam Wise

pirateninja 

The ultimate combination of a human being.

A pirateninja is like god.

pirateninja by sam wise November 5, 2007

hen bullets 

Another term for chicken eggs.

"I see that you've purchased some goober salve,hen bullets, and moo juice" said the seventy year old bag boy.

Translation: I had bought peanut butter, eggs, and milk.

hen bullets by Sam Wise October 27, 2007

goober salve 

Another term for peanut butter.

"I see that you've purchased some goober salve,hen bullets, and moo juice" said the seventy year old bag boy.

Translation: I had bought peanut butter, eggs, and milk.

goober salve by Sam Wise October 27, 2007

PirateNinja 

The most fricken amazing thing ever created.

PirateNinja is like a God.

PirateNinja by sam wise October 27, 2007

afrochondriac 

noun:
a caucasian person who is abnormally anxious around African Americans.

Even though he had worked with her for ten years, Tim's heart rate accelerated and his palms became sweaty every time he was around his African American co-worker. He was a total afrochondriac.

afrochondriac by Sam Wise October 25, 2007

Funner 

More convenient, better, and just plain more amazing then "more fun"

That was so much funner then last night.

Funner by sam wise October 23, 2007