4 definitions by Sam Skrambel
noun- extremely tight jeans commonly worn by emo or skater males only. these are different from "skinny jeans" worn by "homies" in that wrong johns are even tight at the calf and ankle. from only a short distance, they appear to be "long johns" or long underwear that someone is wearing as pants, with a large belt, even though their boxers are showing. and that's just wrong. ergo, "wrong johns".
You- "I saw Jarrod wearing thermal underwear at the mall yesterday. Very strange. I guess he was there to buy pants."
Me- "Nah man. He had wrong johns on. He's quite silly".
Me- "Nah man. He had wrong johns on. He's quite silly".
by Sam Skrambel July 20, 2009
Similar to a "basehead", which is someone who freebases drugs. But in this case, the drug is Facebook.
They will spend hours upon hours on FB and ulitmatley accomplish nothing in their actual "real life", then wonder where the day went.
A total facebook addict.
They will spend hours upon hours on FB and ulitmatley accomplish nothing in their actual "real life", then wonder where the day went.
A total facebook addict.
Me- "Hey! How come there's no dinner?! Where's mom?"
You- "Where do YOU think she is?"
Me- "Lemme guess, on the computer?"
You- "Yep."
Me- "What a facehead. Let's go to Sonic."
You- "Where do YOU think she is?"
Me- "Lemme guess, on the computer?"
You- "Yep."
Me- "What a facehead. Let's go to Sonic."
by Sam Skrambel February 5, 2010
Imaginary muffins eaten by a person to make them feel strong, so they can talk shit from a distance which is safe from retaliation. Such as over the phone, or once you are in handcuffs in the back of a police car, and they are not.
Also known as "gangsta cookies".
Also known as "gangsta cookies".
You- "Man, you're lucky I dont beat your ass right now, punk!"
Me- "Who are you talkin to?"
You- "That guy who was kickin to Sally at the party. He just called my phone!"
Me- "He's a cagefighter. You know that right?"
You- "Yeah. So what?! He's lucky he aint here right now."
Me- "What did you eat for breakfast? Tuff muffins?"
Me- "Who are you talkin to?"
You- "That guy who was kickin to Sally at the party. He just called my phone!"
Me- "He's a cagefighter. You know that right?"
You- "Yeah. So what?! He's lucky he aint here right now."
Me- "What did you eat for breakfast? Tuff muffins?"
by Sam Skrambel February 6, 2010
The concentrated area that a dog sniffs at after quickly getting up from the place where they were sleeping or laying. This spot is always wherever the dog's asshole was.
You (to dog): Hey pup! Pick'n up the scent of those juicy burgers huh?
Me: No dude. She just woke up, and she's sniffing for her ass ghosts.
Me: No dude. She just woke up, and she's sniffing for her ass ghosts.
by Sam Skrambel April 30, 2009