ISTD - Eye Sexually Transmitted Disease
When you let a stripper blow into your eye but she been eating too much dirty ass lately
When you let a stripper blow into your eye but she been eating too much dirty ass lately
- Bro, what’s up with your eye
- I let a stripper blow on it and now I have pink eye
- nah, you got an ISTD
- I let a stripper blow on it and now I have pink eye
- nah, you got an ISTD
by SaltLife_Buggin August 11, 2019
Commonly used as a one word profile on a wide variety of popular dating sites such as Tinder etc. Describing the Male to potential Females as one who has had the surgical procedure known as a vasectomy. Therefor making it known that he cannot conceive no matter how many times he gives you dirty cream pies while performing sexual pleasures.
Female 1: Hey, check out this Males profile pic!
Female 2: Wow, what a hunk!
Female 1: His bio says Vescecticized?
Female 2: (quivering with wet panties)
Female 2: Wow, what a hunk!
Female 1: His bio says Vescecticized?
Female 2: (quivering with wet panties)
by SaltLife_Buggin May 22, 2020
B.A.B.E. AKA Bad Ass Bitch Extraordinaire
Unlike your typical babe, a B.A.B.E. can often be seen sporting her American Flag onesie riding around in her pumped up 4x4 and two hound dog sidekicks. Just your one of kind, all natural, gun toting, bible thumping, Trump loving all American Woman.
Unlike your typical babe, a B.A.B.E. can often be seen sporting her American Flag onesie riding around in her pumped up 4x4 and two hound dog sidekicks. Just your one of kind, all natural, gun toting, bible thumping, Trump loving all American Woman.
by SaltLife_Buggin July 08, 2020
Often referred to in the male porn industry as someone who keeps the actors dicks hard in between scenes. Also known as a fluffer.
Dude 1: I’ve been in gay porn before
Dude 2: really?!?
Dude 1: yeah, I was just the cheerleader in the video shoot
Dude 2: just a cheerleader huh?!?
Dude 2: really?!?
Dude 1: yeah, I was just the cheerleader in the video shoot
Dude 2: just a cheerleader huh?!?
by SaltLife_Buggin September 02, 2020
Pool Cleaner
When your chick is laying on her side and you spread them cheeks from the rear exposing her vagina & butthole. You then proceed to eat her out as you slide your mouth back over her butthole without losing suction. Repeat these steps in a back and forth motion applying more suction and tongue play as you reach each destination. Therefor, in fact, using a pool cleaner affect on her privates for maximum pleasure.
When your chick is laying on her side and you spread them cheeks from the rear exposing her vagina & butthole. You then proceed to eat her out as you slide your mouth back over her butthole without losing suction. Repeat these steps in a back and forth motion applying more suction and tongue play as you reach each destination. Therefor, in fact, using a pool cleaner affect on her privates for maximum pleasure.
Bro #1: whatchyall do after you left last night
Bro #2: we went back home and I gave her the Pool Cleaner
Bro #1: but you don’t own a pool
Bro #2: Defines Pool Cleaner
Bro #1: Dude, you’re a Savage
Bro #2: we went back home and I gave her the Pool Cleaner
Bro #1: but you don’t own a pool
Bro #2: Defines Pool Cleaner
Bro #1: Dude, you’re a Savage
by SaltLife_Buggin August 12, 2019