crocochild

When a infant is consumed by a crocodile.

Little Timmy and his friends were the victims of a horrific crocochild incident.

by SalsaDaddy May 28, 2018

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A kid that is trapped in a well, and his brother Chang, tried to ask his mom for help but she would't because the brother didn't say his whole name. The moral of the story is that 'there is a reason Chinese people have short names.

tikki-tikki-tembo-no-sa-rembo-chari-bari-ruchi-pit-peri-pembo: "Help me! i'm in a well and i cant get out!!"
*Brother runs to mother for help*
Chang: "Help tikki-tikki-tembo fell down a--!"
Mother: "Say his whole name or don't finish that sentence at all!"

by SalsaDaddy May 10, 2018

Salsa Daddy

Noun: Also known as a Salsa Dad, a Salsa Daddy is a old man that a young girl dates and take advantage of the old man by letting him buy her Mexican food. (Mostly Salsa, hence the name 'Salsa Daddy

Sally: "Have you seen the old guy Jessica is dating?"
Sarah: "Yeah, isn't he like 42?"
Sally: "She's only 16, and she likes someone that old?"
Sarah: "No, he is her Salsa Daddy, you know how much she likes her Mexican food"

by SalsaDaddy May 10, 2018

Solvietus

Noun: When your child remembers their past life as a soviet solider and try's to share your items with other people.

Sarah: "I swear, my son Billy is a solvietus! he's always talking in a poor Russian accent and yelling about Nazis!"
Sally: "There is no way, he's only 3, he can't talk!"
Billy: "Привет товарищи"

by SalsaDaddy March 08, 2018