Definitions by SalsaDaddy

Spusturd 

When you are eating spicy food then you suddenly have to shit and it looks like mustard.

I used to like spicy food until i had my first spusturd experience.

Spusturd by SalsaDaddy March 10, 2018

jizzlur 

Someone soo straight that as soon as they see someone of the opposite sex they cum, or someone who cums before sex.

Matt is such a Jizzlur, right before i kissed him he jizzed!

jizzlur by SalsaDaddy March 10, 2018

Solvietus

Noun: When your child remembers their past life as a soviet solider and try's to share your items with other people.

Sarah: "I swear, my son Billy is a solvietus! he's always talking in a poor Russian accent and yelling about Nazis!"
Sally: "There is no way, he's only 3, he can't talk!"
Billy: "Привет товарищи"

Solvietus by SalsaDaddy March 8, 2018

purcupine 

Verb; A magical Purple STD that make your sperm solid, while having a point at the end of it. (Purcupined is when you are stabbed with said Purcupine.) It is very deadly, and when you are stabbed your ovaries explode.

Sarah: "Did you hear what happened to Sally?"
Mary: "Yeah, her boyfriend she met on craigslist apparently {Purcupined] her!"
Sarah: "What a way to go out.."

purcupine by SalsaDaddy March 7, 2018