SalsaDaddy's definitions

Spusturd

When you are eating spicy food then you suddenly have to shit and it looks like mustard.

I used to like spicy food until i had my first spusturd experience.

by SalsaDaddy March 10, 2018

Switcheditup

A roblox youtube account that has been deceased for about a year or so. He was killed by his father Curtis. May he rest in peace, amen.

Susan: "Switcheditup may have been cringe, but he didn't deserve to die"
Joan: "He was only 12!, why Curtis, WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?!?"
Curtis: "He made fun of me for being bald"

by SalsaDaddy May 10, 2018

jizzlur

Someone soo straight that as soon as they see someone of the opposite sex they cum, or someone who cums before sex.

Matt is such a Jizzlur, right before i kissed him he jizzed!

by SalsaDaddy March 10, 2018

Solvietus

Noun: When your child remembers their past life as a soviet solider and try's to share your items with other people.

Sarah: "I swear, my son Billy is a solvietus! he's always talking in a poor Russian accent and yelling about Nazis!"
Sally: "There is no way, he's only 3, he can't talk!"
Billy: "Привет товарищи"

by SalsaDaddy March 8, 2018