SalsaDaddy's definitions

ball nafer

Someone who attempts to eat/bite off their own testicles / nuts. (Not the penis)

Jimmy: "My cousin is a ball nafer!"
Glen: "Are you for real?
Jimmy: "Yeah, no joke.. saw it with my own eyes"
Glen: "He must have been very horny to try something like that"
Jimmy: "He wasn't horny, he was really mad..."
Glen: "........"
Jimmy: "......."
Glen: "What the fuck?"

by SalsaDaddy May 24, 2018

Hudxon

The world's worst soudclouder there is and ever will be, and thinks he is the next tupac.

People that listen to Hudxon are gay, and so is the person reading this.

by SalsaDaddy May 10, 2018

jizzlur

Someone soo straight that as soon as they see someone of the opposite sex they cum, or someone who cums before sex.

Matt is such a Jizzlur, right before i kissed him he jizzed!

by SalsaDaddy March 10, 2018

Solvietus

Noun: When your child remembers their past life as a soviet solider and try's to share your items with other people.

Sarah: "I swear, my son Billy is a solvietus! he's always talking in a poor Russian accent and yelling about Nazis!"
Sally: "There is no way, he's only 3, he can't talk!"
Billy: "Привет товарищи"

by SalsaDaddy March 8, 2018