salsa daddy

When a Mexican double dips in salsa and denies it.

Jose is such a salsa daddy, he always double dips and denies it!

by SalsaDaddy March 11, 2018

Salsa Daddy

Noun: Also known as a Salsa Dad, a Salsa Daddy is a old man that a young girl dates and take advantage of the old man by letting him buy her Mexican food. (Mostly Salsa, hence the name 'Salsa Daddy

Sally: "Have you seen the old guy Jessica is dating?"
Sarah: "Yeah, isn't he like 42?"
Sally: "She's only 16, and she likes someone that old?"
Sarah: "No, he is her Salsa Daddy, you know how much she likes her Mexican food"

by SalsaDaddy March 09, 2018

Hudxon

The world's worst soudclouder there is and ever will be, and thinks he is the next tupac.

People that listen to Hudxon are gay, and so is the person reading this.

by SalsaDaddy March 11, 2018

crocochild

When a infant is consumed by a crocodile.

Little Timmy and his friends were the victims of a horrific crocochild incident.

by SalsaDaddy April 21, 2018