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Definitions by Salohcin

Epantsipation

Epantsipation
Definition
(noun) The act of removing one's professional or formal work trousers immediately upon arriving home to transition into total relaxation.
(verb - reflexive) To deliberately remove one's own work pants for maximum comfort .
(verb - romantic) To voluntarily and affectionately remove a partner's trousers in anticipation of intimacy.
Related Terms
Epantsipation Proclamation (noun):
Usage A: The formal, aloud declaration that one is officially done with outside clothes for the day and is transitioning to leisurewear.
Usage B: A playful, romantic announcement to a lover stating that you are ready to remove their pants for some lovemaking.
"After sweating all day at work, as soon as I walked through the door and kicked off my muddy boots, I declared epantsipation, feeling free."
"He poured two glasses of wine, one for him, one for his lovely wife, then looked deep in her eyes, and formally issued an epantsipation proclamation."
Epantsipation by Salohcin July 12, 2026

post-cum depression 

Post-cum depression commonly referred to as PCD is the feeling of remorse the morning after fucking an unattractive girl or doing something regretable with a girl the night before.

Antonym: see post-cum blessing
Jim: "Dude I was wasted last night and I fucked this girl."
Tom: "Nice, how was it?"
Jim: "No man, its not like that. I have PCD."
Tom: "What? Post-cum depression? Why?"
Jim: "I think she put something in my butt..."
Tom: "Oh man. I'm really sorry."

Double-Cheek Sneak 

When both of a girls buttcheeks are hanging or "sneaking" out of her shorts.
In Florida, all of the common girls on the street have double-cheek sneaks.
Double-Cheek Sneak by salohcin August 30, 2013

belly beard 

n. a woman's pubes; pubic hair on a female.
a woman's bush
may also be used to refer to a woman's twat
She trims her belly beard to keep it nice and neat.
belly beard by Salohcin February 14, 2006