doodie schnitzel

an instrument used to pick your nose, which is mobile, and you only have to click a button to use it.

1) hey jana, look at her doodie schnitzel, its pink, and it works so well :)

written by samuel p. 'n nicholas k. - invetor extrodinaire!

by sam December 23, 2004

Lithium

A mind controlling substance used until 1950 in the popular lemon-lime soda 7-Up.

I don't care what you think Laura, 7-Up contained lithium!!!

by Sam November 22, 2004

hamtaro

1.the best hamster in the world, or the cute little orange ham-ham.2.an animi t.v programme for all ages.

ticky-ticky kush-kush

by sam November 19, 2003

White Christmas

When two people are having sex in the snow and the male ejaculates on the woman's face, shoves her face into the snow until the semen freezes, and then grates it off with a cheese grater.

Hey man, I see that Jackie's face is still recovering from that white christmas I gave her three weeks ago!

by Sam January 20, 2005

Countertenor

The highest male voice; in speaking and singing, countertenors have the normal range of a tenor, but are able, by singing in falsetto, to go higher, into the contralto/alto range, mezzo-soprano range, and, with the great ones, into the soprano range.

They are usually assigned roles written originally for the castratos, yanking those roles away from the contraltos.

Is that a female alto singing...? It sounds different... it's probably a countertenor.

by Sam October 29, 2004

Teeny Bopper

someone who screams a lot at a "band" and doesn't even know the "band" members names eg. good charlotte

this stick rosie at my school in christchurch screaming "OMG ITS LIKE GOOD CHARLOTTE I LIKE LOVE HIM AND HES LIKE TOTALLY HOT BUT I LIKE DON'T LIKE NO HIS NAME LIKE"

pisses me off

by sam November 24, 2003

YOM

An Olde Mann who has his own site and generally rocks

To YOM, to rock, or to absolutely kick ass

by Sam November 04, 2004