STEVEN's definitions

AssAnna Disorder

Someone Who has no idea what the hell they are saying and need to stuf the fuck up.

Anna Said you suck and do you know why becuse she sucks and do't want anyone to know it.

by Steven May 6, 2005

Kario

The epitomy of awesomeness, can not be overtaken or beaten. C A N ' T

Hey, Kario killed buddah

by Steven December 19, 2004

Bess

Insane firewall that our school uses. The logo is of course a dog, "Bess", and believe me you do not want to get her angry!

Steven: Dude! Check out this website!
Mike: Bess got me!
Steven: Ha! You can't fool Bess!
Mike: Hax hax hax!

by Steven March 25, 2005

hallmark headlock

When a girl is convinced by society at large, and her friends, that she is NOTHING unless she is in a relationship(engaged or married)in order to please her peers and to prove her womanhood.

Kyle never goes out anymore. That bitch Jenny has him in a Hallmark Headlock!!

by Steven October 25, 2004

feeding the meter

a slang term for anal sex

"I went out with Jennifer yesterday. I ended up feeding the meter all night long. How can you not love a chick like that."

by Steven March 8, 2009

grease

To do something that is completly unintentional but helps the person in a big way. To get completely lucky.

Two people are playing ping pong and one of the players hits the ball and it grazes the table so that it is unhitable. The opposing player would then respond. "That was so grease."

by Steven June 14, 2004

Homestar Runner

(Armlessicus dumpfaceicus) A Homestar Runner is a wild creature... With a pale face... and... apparent rivalry with an animal known as... the Strong Bad. His distinctive red coat with a star shape on it identifies this creature in the wild. On sight of a Marzipan they perform the mating dance, where the Homestar drinks 179 glasses of melonade and urinates on the Marzipan's gazebo. This creature can be identified by white skin and apparent telekinetic powers. it is known for a strange accent in its speech, such as changing hello to hewwo. this creature is quite stupid, yet very funny. It can also be dangerous. Beware its alter ego the Homsar

Homestar: Hey pom-pom, did you know that lady? How come she gave you a hundwed bucks? Aww I got was a dumb ow' Bit-O-Honey.
time passes....
Homestar: Aw wight, I'll wing the doowbell. Ding ding ding ding diiiing! The Poopsmith, twick ow tweat!
The poopsmith turns around with a shovel of crap.
Pom-pom: blublle-blub
Homestar: Suit youwsewf. Mowe fow me.
LAY IT ON ME, POOPSTICK!

by Steven March 2, 2004