A pejorative term for someone who tries too hard to aggressively assert their coolness, their detachment, their apathy. Someone who is happy to point out the hopelessness of problems, and unwilling to put work into fixing them.
"Who cares? Everyone has known this forever. There is nothing we can do."
"Ooh, cool. You're a sunglasses-warrior. I'm so impressed with how jaded you are."
"Ooh, cool. You're a sunglasses-warrior. I'm so impressed with how jaded you are."
by SRSLY WRONG January 19, 2015
Get the sunglasses-warrior mug.A type of humor that postures itself as edgy, but rather than being a subversive challenge to unjust hegemonic belief systems, hedgyness reenforces them
"hey bro you know I love you but that joke about homeless people was super hedgy"
"you're right bro thanks for checking me on that. cruelty to homeless people does reenforce unjust hegemonic power structures, and that's not being a good bro to my fellow humans."
"you're right bro thanks for checking me on that. cruelty to homeless people does reenforce unjust hegemonic power structures, and that's not being a good bro to my fellow humans."
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Get the Hedgy mug.The primary ideology of planet earth. The idea is "we are fucked, everything is fucked, nothing can be stopped, there are no plausible ways to be a moral person anymore, therefore, let us party indefinitely."
It's an ideology that is present in the ruling classes as well as the working classes around the world. It has destructive implications in that it is a performative self-fulfilling prophecy.
It's an ideology that is present in the ruling classes as well as the working classes around the world. It has destructive implications in that it is a performative self-fulfilling prophecy.
"I used to be a libertarian. Now I don't really keep up with politics anymore. I believe in Partyboat Nihilism. Shots! shots! shots!"
by SRSLY WRONG February 14, 2015
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Someone who will argue in the contrary no matter what, drains others of productive energy, and slows down the progress of others.
Someone who will argue in the contrary no matter what, drains others of productive energy, and slows down the progress of others.
by SRSLY WRONG January 26, 2015
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The breakdown is:
"Piss" refers to their opinion. It is piss-like because it is unwelcome. They are making you metaphorically 'drink their piss' by not leaving you alone.
'Fascist' refers to their mandatory grip on your perceptions. They must subject you to their piss, no matter what you would prefer. It is the piss fascist's nature.
The breakdown is:
"Piss" refers to their opinion. It is piss-like because it is unwelcome. They are making you metaphorically 'drink their piss' by not leaving you alone.
'Fascist' refers to their mandatory grip on your perceptions. They must subject you to their piss, no matter what you would prefer. It is the piss fascist's nature.
<soapboxes for 20 minutes about fluoride toxicity>
"Don't be a Piss Fascist, we're just trying to hang out."
Or for those who "take it back":
"I'm a Piss Fascist and proud. If you're hanging out with me, you have to get on my level. I'll swim in your opinion piss if you swim in mine."
"Don't be a Piss Fascist, we're just trying to hang out."
Or for those who "take it back":
"I'm a Piss Fascist and proud. If you're hanging out with me, you have to get on my level. I'll swim in your opinion piss if you swim in mine."
by SRSLY WRONG February 03, 2015
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"Bernie Sanders is a liberal!"
"What? No he isn't! He's a demsoc!"
"I meant 'liberal' in the context of American politics, as in, a term for the left in general."
"I thought you meant an economic liberal, like a neoliberal. Damn, definition wobble got us again!"
"What? No he isn't! He's a demsoc!"
"I meant 'liberal' in the context of American politics, as in, a term for the left in general."
"I thought you meant an economic liberal, like a neoliberal. Damn, definition wobble got us again!"
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