Definitions by SOSSBOSS

SOSS bros

Three suspiciously good-looking dudes from Miami who somehow turned putting sauce on everything into a personality trait.
Known for excessive confidence, questionable amounts of sauce, and the firm belief that dry food is a human-rights violation.

“Who are those three guys carrying sauce everywhere?”
“Oh, those are the SOSS Bros.”
“Why is one of them putting sauce on pizza?”
“Don’t ask questions. Just let it happen.”

SOSS bros by SOSSBOSS September 23, 2026

SOSS bros

SOSS Bros
noun / medical condition
The point at which regular sauce no longer does anything for you. Symptoms include aggressively saucing foods that never asked for it, saying “just one more drizzle” six times, and staring into the refrigerator at 2:13 AM wondering if Spicy Creamy Soy would work on cereal.
There is currently no known cure. Only more SOSS.

EXAMPLE
“Bro, why are you putting sauce on a quesadilla, fries, chicken, eggs AND the pizza?”
“I have SOSS Bros.”
“Understandable. Carry on.”
Side effects: cravings at 2 am, sex appeal, and crazy good taste in everything

SOSS bros by SOSSBOSS September 23, 2026

Lung dart 

A cigarette.

I'm gonna step out on the veranda and rip a lung dart.

Lung dart by SossBoss March 14, 2016

wang laser 

Slang for urination.

Be right back grandma, I'm gonna go spray a wang laser.

wang laser by SossBoss March 14, 2016

pecker puff

A cock queef, or means of flatulating out of the dick hole, I.e urethra. Usually shortly after the removal of a catheter, I.e semen snake.

After a night of violent masturbation, Kent's poor excuse for a urine stream came to a halt, immediately followed by a soft, bubbly pecker puff.

pecker puff by SossBoss March 14, 2016

Clam handler 

A gynecologist.

Hunny, this is going to be awkward for us both, but I'm filing for divorce unless you go to the clam handler and get that clitoris checked out.

Clam handler by SossBoss March 14, 2016

BWOP 

Acronym for 'Black Woman on Phone"

Damn, that bwop in the busted up '98 Escalade with the mis matched plastic spinners, the chipped half red half black paint job, with no muffler, no license plate, and 4 unbuckled toddlers with their windows rolled down just cut me off!!

BWOP by SossBoss March 14, 2016