mind flayer

Minf flayers are inexorably evil, existing only for their own pleasure, even at the great expense of hundreds of other creatures. mind flayers feed by extracting the brains of their victims and devouring them whole.

truely evil creatures

by smurf August 18, 2004

Can't live with her, can't kill her

Can't live with your bitch ass girl, but you can't kill her either.

man if i had a gun you would be dead bitch!!

by smurf August 24, 2004

mlurd

someone who tries too hard to be cool.

hellz is such a mlurd.

by Smurf March 02, 2004

verbeeg

the smallest and least powerful of the giants, verbeeg are huge, barbaric humanoids. they cause terrible damage with their spears.

smaller than most giants, but bigger than most everythingelse

by smurf August 18, 2004

Captain Ambiguous

A slang term for a person who is overly broad or vague in conversation.

A conversation with "Captain Ambiguous" might go something like this.

You "So what do you do for a living?"
Him "Business"
You "With who?"
Him "People"
You "Where do you work?"
Him "Places"
You "How much do you make?"
Him "Enough"

by Smurf May 04, 2007

trucking

When someone is on LSD and you take a pillow and a flashlight, run at them with the flashlight on and hit them in the face with a pillow. then, yell, "TRUCK!" usually is followed by the person thinking that they were hit by a truck. Person trucking+good trip=bad trip.

(trucking is situational)

by smurf March 12, 2005

crystal golem

these massive golems are made entirely of crystal.

they are like most golems and immune to magic

by smurf August 18, 2004